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Quotes About Inebriation

Being drunk makes walking places hard.
~ Unknown
The one conclusion I have reached is that whiskey is a great leveler. You might be a hotshot advertising executive or a lowly foundry worker, but if you cannot hold your drink, you are just a drunkard.
~ Vikas Swarup
The only cure for a real hangover is death.
~ Robert Benchley
Now we had a stupid silence, the kind that always descends on people who are half in the bag.
~ Denis Johnson
The door to Jackson's opens and a man staggers out. He crab-walks away from them, along the pavement until he hits a lamp post. He clings to it, waiting until his legs agree to listen to orders. Confident he has reached an entente cordiale with his knees, he straightens up, watching his rebel legs to see if the truce holds. It does, but only for standing. The moment he attempts a step he is swept around the corner like a trawlerman thrown from a deck in a storm.
~ Denise Mina
Drinking makes people go out of control.
~ Jackie Shroff
I like to get drunk, I'm a power drinker.
~ Mike Ashley
A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.
~ Lyndon B. Johnson
One more drink and I'll be under the host.
~ Mae West
inebriation brings about for an hour or two a state of subjective idealism, pure phenomenalism; everything is reduced to appearances and exists only as a function of our sublime self.
~ Marcel Proust
I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.
~ Unknown
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
~ Colonel Sanders
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.
~ Britney Spears
Booze makes you loud. It's written on the label: "Alcohol percent by volume."
~ Unknown
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~ George Carlin
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
~ Oscar Wilde
Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.
~ Mark Z. Danielewski
Drunks sagged and leaned like broken pickets on a fence.
~ Martin Cruz Smith
But the Christian life is of such a nature that it is bound daily to the vine, that is, to the Word, and is made drunk with the gifts of the Spirit or the Word. In the second place, it is not only made drunk this way by the Spirit and filled with the confidence which is the most salutary inebriation for the new man; but it is also washed in wine according to the old man.
~ Martin Luther
He was smoking his joint now, and it was having no effect upon him.
~ Matthew De Abaitua
Now she felt as if she were dully humming with an unpleasant, low-grade drunkenness.
~ Meg Wolitzer
The drink that characterized these new spaces quickly became a "normal" beverage: like the café itself, coffee subtly lost its foreignness. Providing what one café historian in Japan calls "dry inebriation," it was also seen as the drink of thoughtfulness, of solace, and it became associated more than any other drink with being "private in public.
~ Unknown
dbeing drunk is awsome, until you feel everything again.
~ Unknown
When wine is in, truth is out, you know.
~ Unknown