Quotes About Velcro

The big Nazi cat went on raking up thread-loops from my trousers, seemingly intent on single-handedly reinventing Velcro.

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.

If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro

Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe.

Angie had been summoned to Casa Bellicosa to unfasten a screech owl from the presidential pompadour, which the low-swooping raptor had mistaken for a road-kill fox. When Angie arrived, the commander-in-chief was lurching madly around the helipad, bellowing and clawing at the Velcro skull patch into which the confused bird had embedded its talons.

If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro.

I meet his eyes. They are deep and almost mesmerizing. Did I say deep before? Yeah, right. That's not it. They have a pull to them, like currents, like Velcro or something, totally captivating, like when you see a convertible flipped over on the highway and there are body bags and you don't want to look but you look because you can't look, because you can't not look, because you are just riveted and . . . Stop. Just stop.

One thing to say about doing maintenance in space - it is difficult because the parts and pieces float away. You end up using a lot of tape and Velcro to make sure things stay put.

I don't know what we did without Velcro in the American theater. It's a miracle substance! People had long intermissions, probably.

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.