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Quotes About Bratwurst

I had gotten hungry for bratwurst and had been walking toward the entrance of one of the four McDonald's franchises in Undisclosed (if you think it's weird getting a bratwurst from a McDonald's, then you're not from the Midwest). I glanced at the cartoon clown logo in the window and let out a scream. Just a little scream, and a manly one. But I still frightened one little girl on the sidewalk so badly that she screamed, too.
~ David Wong
Seafood is one of the easiest things to digest - a bratwurst is really hard on the body.
~ Joey Chestnut
Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialistic, otherworldly, New Age spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu and seaweed slime.
~ Edward Abbey
I particularly remember the smell of burgers and bratwurst drifting across Cottbus Velodrome in Germany.
~ Chris Hoy
It is a foreign economy car, and while I won't mention its brand name, I will say that it is made by a people renowned for their craftsmanship, philosophers, musicians and bratwurst.
~ Mike Royko