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Quotes About Pussy

He stared at the gadget in his hand and said, "So it's a magnet for cats? Hey! It's a pussy mag—
~ David Wong
Absolutely," Susan said. "It certifies that you're pussy whipped." "I brought you." "I rest my case," Susan said.
~ Robert B. Parker
Jimmy smiled, wide and mindless, the way a pit bull smiles before he bites you. He said, "How about that, Terry. You think we got something as pussy as the mafia down here?
~ Robert Crais
Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat
~ Don Marquis
For every year humans had been modern, they had been primitive for seven hundred more, which left a residue, and by then the back part of my brain was firmly in charge - My tribe needs you gone, pal. And you're ugly, too. And you're a pussy.
~ Lee Child
want?" Kevin asked weakly. James didn't answer the question. "You're now the property of the wolfmen," he grinned. "Mr. Pike has told us that you're a little snot-nosed scaredy-cat. He says you'll never make it through basic training because you're afraid of heights and won't go over the obstacle. Well, until you pull yourself together and stop acting like a pussy,
~ Robert Muchamore
You are ass and I like class. I like diamonds, you are a glass. You brown mouse, I like black cats. You boy pussy but i like tom cats. Just because you got the dance, don't think you stand a fucking chance.
~ Salman Rushdie
"Shine, Shine, save poor me!I'll give you all the pussy a Shine can see."Shine says, "Now pussy's good, but pussy don't last—Shine's going to save his own black ass."And Shine swam on.
~ Anonymous
Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?I've been to London to look at the queen.Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you there?I frightened a little mouse under the chair.
~ Anonymous: Nursery Rhymes
The Owl looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, "O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are, You are, You are! What a beautiful Pussy you are!
~ Edward Lear
It's chick flick disguised as a sword-and-sorcery picture. The only genre film with less balls is probably... freakin' Legend . Anyone who actually enjoys Ladyhawke is a bona fide USDA-choice pussy!
~ Ernest Cline
The three most overrated things in the world are: home cooking, home pussy and the FBI.
~ Joseph Wambaugh
This cave within a cave, this paleolithic pussy, this decent into the deepest dark of fuck.
~ Tom Robbins
Here, and it goes on to appear now, she comes, a peacefugle, a parody's bird, a peri potmother, a pringlpik in the ilandiskippy, with peewee and powwows in beggybaggy on her bickybacky and a flick flask fleckflinging its pixylighting pacts' huemeramybows, picking here, pecking there, pussypussy plunderpussy.
~ James Joyce
You don't have a drop of paint on you, I said. Why is that? Ranger smiled, liking that he hadn't gotten hit. I guess they were hunting pussy. But I walked into the Motherfuckers room. Yeah, but babe, your clearly pussy.
~ Janet Evanovich
What nonsense! There's nothing so clean as a healthy pussy!
~ Leonora Carrington