Quotes About Brandon Sanderson

I wasn't complaining', Pattern complained.

Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done.

Shallan's mental image of Jasnah Kholin was of someone almost divine. It was, upon reflection, an odd way to regard a determined atheist.

You're an odd one, son." "The normal ones are dead in the chasms, sir.

If someone insulted my biceps, I wouldn't attack him," Dalinar said. "I'd refer him to a physician, because obviously something is wrong with his eyes.

My robotic ghost would haunt your fleshy one.

Alcatraz actually knows a person named Brandon Sanderson. That man, however, is a fantasy writer and is therefore prone to useless bouts of delusion in literary form.

He grinned, then winked at her as the waiter finally stepped over. "You wanted—" the waiter began. "Liquor," Wayne said. "Would you care to be a little more specific, sir?" "Lots of liquor.

All right," Spook said. He reached to the ground, scooping up a pile of ash. "Let's just rub this into your clothing and on your face...." Breeze froze. "I'll meet you back ath the lair," he finally said.

You stopped for food on the way, Leyten," Sigzil said. "Even Rock beat your time, and he was skipping like a girl the last third." "Was Horneater dance of victory," Rock said from near Leyten. "Is very manly.

Perhaps I am an insensitive rich woman. That doesn't change the fact that you can be downright mean and offensive, Kaladin Stormblessed.

Breeze chuckled. "I don't know if you noticed the earthquake a few minutes ago, my dear man, but the world appears to be ending. That is an indisputably depressing event.

You do not agree with my quest. I understand that, so much as it is possible to understand someone with whom I disagree so completely.

Huh" Wayne said thoughtfully "Tea's poisoned." With that, he toppled to the ground.

Pre-Calamity people had been weird. Awesome too--evidence: castle---but still pretty weird.

What was that?" Galladon demanded. "I think I just destroyed the biology section" Raoden replied with wonder.

It's ironic, in a way. I've spent a lifetime controlling the emotions of others. Now I'm so afraid, I can't even function.

You have an odd sense of morality, mistress." "Don't be stupid," she said. "Every sense of morality is odd.

Oh! You'll find this amusing. I just translated the name of their ship. In their language, it roughly means, 'Big Enough to Kill You.'

You should have been the surgeon Adolin," Kaladin said. "Not me. You care about people." "Don't be silly," Adolin said, pulling open the door as he gestured at Kaladin's work clothing. "I could never dress like that." He left Kaladin with a wink.

The God King's wrath, she thought drowsily, is decidedly less wrathful than reported.

Identify yourselves. You on the left, who are you?" "My name is Gagaril," the man said. "I'm sorry," Lightsong said. The man flushed. "I was named after my father, Your Grace." "After he what? Spent an unusual amount of time at the local tavern?

Evolution doesn't 'try' to do anything," M-Bot said. "But like it or not, you are the pinnacle of its work. All evolutionary pressures throughout all the ages among your species have resulted in you." "Bet it feels embarrassed," I said

I realize that you are probably still angry. That is pleasant to know. Much as your perpetual health, I have come to rely upon your dissatisfaction with me. It is one of the cosmere's great constants, I should think.