Quotes About Equality

I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?

I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo, so we all had equal shine and bounce.

Horseman. I know you were born back when women were thought of as little more than brood mares and slaves, but it's the twenty-first century, and we can do anything a man does.

If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.

Mrs. Cole was a perfect democrat. She hated all kids equally.

Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights.

Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?

Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently

Let me be clear. Last I was aware you were neither my husband nor my father nor my King. Therefore, any control you may imagine you hold over me is just that- imaginary

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

It's easier to sit there and say you don't like feminists because they don't have a sense of humor.

My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just straight, wholesome type of humor.

We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.

We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

'I will not stand for being called a woman in my own house' she said.

Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..

I realized everyone around me was wearing a uniform. Black pants, white button-down shirts, green ties. Gotta love the smell of institutional equality in the morning.

You can't have it both ways. Either I'm Irish and can talk, or I'm a man and I can't.

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE HOUSE...AND THE SENATE.

Megan, you just single handedly set the women's movement back twenty years

There is nothing to be gained by multiplying social distinctions indefinitely.

All hen are created equal but some have more feather than others.