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Quotes About Expiration

They would remain ready to use for no more than six
~ Brian Michael Jenkins
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
~ Garry Shandling
The bitch is dead.
~ Ian Fleming
I know when I'm going to die. My birth certificate has an expiration date on it.
~ Steven Wright
We live in a disposable, 'cast-off and throw-away' society that has largely lost any real sense of permanence. Ours is a world of expiration dates, limited shelf life, and planned obsolescence. Nothing is absolute.
~ Myles Munroe
Even though they have long shelf lives, chemical leaveners will lose potency over time. If the only box of baking soda you have around is the one that's been absorbing odors in your fridge for the last few years, it's probably a good idea to get a new box just for baking.
~ Claire Saffitz
Why is edamame always ready to expire? It´s so urgent for a vegetable. Edamame. It sounds like an assisted form of suicide. Is there an advertising concept in this?
~ Suzanne Finnamore
90 percent of all options expire as losses.
~ Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Here's a bit of Discovery Channel for you - apples don't last forever. They can stay fresh for a long time, especially when refrigerated, but definitely not from December into the month of March.
~ Jen Lancaster
But the shelf life of that status quo was expiring fast.
~ J. Michael Straczynski
A mój abonament na ?ycie dawno ju? wyekspirowa?. ?yj? poza limitem. Wszystkich irytuj?, pana Boga tak?e.
~ Tadeusz Konwicki
I thought 'Twinkies' was just a word for 'cookies,' not a specific thing. They kind of scare me a little bit because they last forever.
~ Tove Lo
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
~ Garry Shandling
Also, ordinary expressions like "expiration date" … will I outlive my Amex?
~ Christopher Hitchens
Mr. Asher, I'm going to have to ask you to leave." "No, ma'am, I'm going to have to insist that you pass away, this instant. You're overdue.
~ Christopher Moore
apparently there was an expiration date on grief. It was like an exterior door closing; once it shut and you were in the dark, you were supposed to forget how much you missed the light
~ Kristin Hannah
As the poet Prageeta Sharma said, Americans have an expiration date on race the way they do for grief.
~ Cathy Park Hong
We wanted to select our own labour.  In another year the time will be up for most of the original gang.  You see, they were recruited during the first year of Berande, and their contracts expire on different months. 
~ Jack London
Stevie Kosgrov recently enjoyed a bowl of Fruity Pebbles (with milk that had hit its expiration date, oh, maybe a month ago).
~ James Patterson
Nothing, they say is more certain than death, and nothing more uncertain than the time of dying
~ Thomas Paine
We are only tenants, and shortly the great Landlord will give us notice that our lease has expired.
~ Joseph Jefferson
The new policy was tantamount to apartheid, to be sure. But if it was predicated on the prevailing racism of the time, it was also fueled by an emerging humanitarian concern that whole tribes were truly on the brink of expiration—becoming, in Carleton's alarming phrase, Children of the Mist.
~ Hampton Sides
I am planning the release of 2NE1's new album for after CL finishes her solo activities. 2NE1 will surely show you good work until the expiration of their contracts.
~ Yang Hyun-suk
All us got a due date. All us got a death sentence. One day, we gonna die.
~ Kodak Black