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Quotes About Chickens

We are a family that lives probably 90 percent on wild game. We're certainly working our way toward 100 percent self-sufficient. Looking to raise chickens for eggs, things of that nature, start a garden. We enjoy the simple life.
~ Shawn Michaels
To us, she was like a rare bird that had escaped its cage and was roaming through a courtyard of common chickens.
~ Lisa See
With an air of confession, Jin lowered his voice. Eggs come out of chickens' butts, you know.
~ Lois McMaster Bujold
Some have ideas. You know how old chickens scratch and gabble. That's how the tales started, all the gossip, the wondering, all the things people said without knowing and then believed, since they heard it with their own ears, from their own lips, each word.
~ Louise Erdrich
If every kitchen in America had enough chickens attached to it to eat all of the scraps coming out of that kitchen, no egg industry or commerce would be necessary in the whole country.
~ Joel Salatin
You don't have roosters with your laying hens. How do they lay eggs?" Dear folks, chickens don't need roosters to lay eggs. They need roosters to hatch eggs, but not to lay them. Just like women don't need men to lay eggs; they just need a man to hatch one. A mere century ago, not one in a hundred would have been ignorant of this common agrarian knowledge.
~ Joel Salatin
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
~ E. B. White
O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them which are sent unto thee, how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not!
~ Anonymous
Tobin, my man, you are going to learn about chickens. And when you to learn about chickens, you will learn about life.
~ Frances O'Roark Dowell
4. If you do not give your chickens enough space, light, air, and walking-around room, they will eat one another.
~ Frances O'Roark Dowell
Plans sprang up. She would get fancier chickens.
~ Louise Erdrich
Although animals didn't die off to the same extent humans did, they were affected by the solar storms, too. Franklin was just glad his goats and chickens hadn't turned on him, but goats were pretty weird even without mutations.
~ Scott Nicholson
Factory farms feed their sick and dying cows, called "downer cows," to chickens and pigs.
~ John A. McDougall
I've got ten thousand ducks quacking and waddling, with one deluded chicken that thinks it's a duck in the middle. I think it's a flock of ducks; Cam thinks it's a malign conspiracy of chickens.
~ John Barnes
When I'm, like, 30, I want to go off the map, have a family and live in Malibu with a farm, and just raise my own chickens.
~ Kylie Jenner
I grew up in the English countryside, raising ducks and chickens.
~ Jessica Henwick
Rickey got a big ranch. Rickey got a big bull. Rickey got horses. Rickey got chickens and everything. And Rickey got a 20-gallon hat.
~ Rickey Henderson
I think about my dwindling anonymity, and that's really scary because a very large part of me would be perfectly happy living on a ranch in Colorado and having babies and chickens and horses - which I will do anyway.
~ Dakota Johnson
I grew up in Hollywood in an apartment. Then in Tarzana, California, on a mini ranch where we owned horses and chickens.
~ Juliette Lewis
Horses frighten me as much as chickens do,' he said. 'That is too bad, because lack of communication with horses has impeded human progress,' said Abrenuncio. 'If we ever broke down the barriers, we could produce the centaur.
~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I grew up in a farming family. I hated cleaning out the chickens but loved hatching them and feeding the new born sheep. The smell of hot milk still has a special resonance for me. Harvest was back-breaking work, though... Where do you think Jesus got his biceps from?
~ Joseph Mawle
Got a buddy in the NOPD who says there's a rumor you're with some private agency. Who? (Brady) And I slice open chickens at midnight to sacrifice to the great gods of Santeria. (Terri)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Katya turned from under her lapful of flowers and turned so she could lean forward mockingly to kiss the ring her mother wore on the hand not currently occupied by the sack of chickens.
~ Elizabeth Bear
And except for Francesca taking up with a rooster up the street—who knew chickens were such popular pets?—and leaving little chicks all over the backyard for a change. Last Claire heard—which was this morning—little Luigi and Sergio were learning to crow just like their papa. And doing much too fine a job of it, as Claire had been awake since daybreak.
~ Elizabeth Bevarly