Quotes About Mischief

You say 'go away', I hear 'wreak havoc by my side.

You look like someone who's about to do something highly inadvisable. And God knows, if there's something inadvisable going on, I want in.

I turned my water gun on Nash right as she creamed him with a water balloon.

Today it was Felicity who crept up behind, gave Jo an enormous shove, and landed her in the pool with a colossal splash! Jo came up, gasping and spluttering, furiously angry. When she had got the water out of her mouth, she turned on the laughing Felicity. 'You beast! That's the second time you've done that.

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

Maybe I'll keep you." Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis's back with his sword. "It'd be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks." "I have a trick for you," said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.

I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff.

Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.

Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off. Aaarrk, Artemis half choked.

It can play solitaire and minesweeper," replied Artemis innocently.

Artemis hooked the speaker over one ear, adjusting the mike stem so it wound across his mouth. 'Foaly? Are you listening?' 'Are you kidding?' came the reply. 'This is better than human soap operas.

Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?

You know, it would be very easy for Gilmore to break his neck on these stairs," Matt offered with a hopeful air. "Accidents do happen." "That won't be necessary, thank you," Virginia said. "Just a leg perhaps?

After all, Collin had been voted among his friends as most likely to sneak out of his mother's house, steal a car, get laid, and get back home before the car was reported missing, the come was dry, and breakfast was served.

Ah man. I remember the days of lying to my mother about a boy. Once I had a boy hidden in the closet and of course Mom wouldn't leave, so I finally had to pretend to get sick to my stomach just to get her out of the room long enough for him to climb out the window and down the tree. He fell, broke his leg. Ah, to be young again.

There's the smell of the devil's mischievousness, a pitchfork in your ass and sulfur in your mouth. The Bastard's there, all right, don't doubt it.

Umm, I used to stink-bomb peoples' letterboxes on the weekends when their newspapers were delivered.

Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going.

I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything.

Me and fellow scouser Toni Duggan are a double act. We are always pre-planning some sort of practical joke.

Nobody pulls a prank like George Clooney.

I kind of want to start doing some prank calls.

There was literally nothing to do in high school other than prank each other.

When I was 17, I was always hanging out with the older kids, and a lot of times, the kids that graduated would come back and play pranks. I was a huge, huge, huge prankster.