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Quotes About Mischief

I released the fireball and there was a muffled thump from behind the target. A wisp of smoke curled up towards the ceiling. Behind me Molly sniggered. We did an hour of practice, at the end of which I was capable of flinging a fireball down the range at the dizzying speed of a bumblebee who'd met his pollen quota and was taking a moment to enjoy the view.
~ Ben Aaronovitch
Mischiefs feed / Like beasts, till they be fat, and then they bleed.
~ Ben Jonson
Horsfall was fond of practical jokes. He once wired up a toilet seat to a battery and waited for a girlfriend to use it. 'The scream that Kath gave when the magneto was turned on was most satisfying,' he recalled. He even wrote a poem to commemorate the occasion. I gave her time to start her piddle Then gave the thing a violent twiddle Before I could complete a turn She closed the circuit with her stern, And shooting off the wooden seat Emitted a most piercing shriek.
~ Ben Macintyre
A little neglect may breed great mischief… for want of a nail the shoe was lost; for want of a shoe the horse was lost; and for want of a horse the rider was lost.
~ Benjamin Franklin
A little neglect may breed mischief; for want of a nail the shoe was lost; for want a horse the rider was lost; for want of the rider the battle was lost.
~ Benjamin Franklin
Idle hands are the devil's playthings.
~ Benjamin Franklin
Do unto others, then run.
~ Benny Hill
Why do we have this desire to tease the innocent? Is it envy?
~ Graham Greene
246Somebody always leaves a banana-skin on the scene of tragedy.
~ Graham Greene
I`d developed a style in dealing with foreigners that won their trust quickly. That style was two parts showman, two parts flatterer, and one part philanderer, combined with a hint of mischief, a sniff of condescension, and a pinch of contempt.
~ Gregory David Roberts
Little boys are a ton of fun.
~ Tori Spelling
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
~ W. C. Fields
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
~ Henny Youngman
If you can't have a little fun when you're carrying out an assassination, then what's the point?
~ Seth Grahame-Smith
I hope I don't have to kiss anyone to wake them up. Bad things always seem to happen when I kiss someone to break a spell.
~ Shanna Swendson
I think you are very beautiful," René said, "especially when you are admiring mischief." "You must think that every time I look at you, then.
~ Sharon Cameron
I think you are very beautiful," René said, "especially when you are admiring mischief." "You must think that every time I look at you, then." He gave her all of his grin. "You admire me, Mademoiselle?
~ Sharon Cameron
Don't do anything stupid. That's our job.
~ Sheila Webster Boneham
Not enough." Margo rose and tucked the towel in place. " Come on, let's go stuff her in a locker. For old time's sake.
~ Nora Roberts
The Lord took twice the time making thee, Alvin Smith, cause it took that long to put the mischief in.
~ Orson Scott Card
Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off. "Aaarrk," Artemis half choked.
~ Eoin Colfer
One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put his hand in the holy water.
~ Greg Benson
My favorite movie of all time is 'Home Alone 3.'
~ Jacob Latimore
When he straightened up again, there were six Harry Potters gasping and panting in front of him. Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow -- we're identical!
~ J. K. Rowling