Quotes About Mischief

It almost makes me cry to tell, what foolish Harriet befell.

I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

I want to play my Joker. Not the Joker, but my Joker. Somebody who can have fun doing wrong.

Growing up in a small town of two thousand people, there wasn't too many ways to get in trouble. But I found some. We got caught stealing green plums from this old lady's yard.

I burned down my backyard as a seven-year-old. I poured kerosene over dried leaves and set the whole place on fire, just for fun. Yeah, not a very normal thing to do.

Yeah, I've always been accused of having a sense of mischief and I'm very flattered that you say you can see it in the roles I play, because I think that's important, even if I do play intense characters, like especially Christine Cagney.

Yeah, I like causing trouble. It's the teddy boy in me. I used to be a teddy boy. Feeling slightly inferior and wanting to cause a bit of bother and get some action going on in the room rather than get bored stiff.

I am proud to say that I plastic-wrapped Bruno Ricci's toilet in his trailer.

For those whose wit becomes the mother of villainy, those it educates to be evil in all things.

The most baleful mischiefs may be expected from the unmanly conduct of not daring to face truth because it is unpleasing.

A peace-mingling falsehood is preferable to a mischief-stirring truth.

To free a man from error is to give, not to take away. Knowledge that a thing is false is a truth. Error always does harm; sooner or later it will bring mischief to the man who harbors it.

What plays the mischief with the truth is that men will insist upon the universal application of a temporary feeling or opinion.

PADDINGTON STEPS OUT

Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of plastic surgeons in New York City. If I were you I'd make an appointment for that face as soon as you get there, he quipped. Sabrina scowled and shook a fist at him. Keep it up, stinkpot, and you're going to need a plastic surgeon yourself. Puck winked. No need to get all mushy on me, Grimm.

Although it was only nine o'clock he had already gone once around the pharmacological wheel to which he'd strapped himself for the evening, stolen a tuba, and offended a transvestite; and now his companions were beginning, with delight and aplomb, to barf. It was definitely a Crabtree kind of night.

Gutfreund (pronounced Good friend) liked to sneak up from behind and surprise you. This was fun for him but not for you.

she had a laugh that hinted it had rolled around once or twice in the mud.

I kinda like to scare my sister, and usually she gets really mad at me for doing that.

I love playing the bad guy getting away with stuff. I was that kid who learned from my older brothers who got away with everything by smiling.

Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks

I'm not a pest," said Ramona indignantly, and to get even she stretched one of Susan's curls and whispered, "Boing!

Amy thought a moment. How could they get rid of their mother? "We could have her away taking care of a sick neighbor, and we are all alone in the house

make. Henry sent it back across the street. Pow! Scooter