Quotes About Mischief

I lived in small town out in the desert and my friend used to steal his mom's car in the middle of the night. He'd drive over to my house, I'd sneak out and we'd go out to the desert and just burn things down.

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.

I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays.

Robert Hoffman is kind of infamous for beinga prankster, funny guy.

When we were younger, my cousins used to jump in front of cars with masks on and start dancing really funny or making funny moves and the people in the cars would start laughing.

I have to step out for a second. Don't do anything funny while I'm gone.

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.

I get a kick out of cursing people for life on Sundays.

When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a match down the gas tank, we should have known he'd grow up to make his living hurling verbal firebombs at presidents.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Hence the German proverb: "All mischief begins in the name of God.

Love passes quickly, and passes like a street Arab, anxious to mark his way with mischief

I believe in kindness. Also in mischief. Also in singing, especially when singing is not necessarily prescribed.

The gods, in kindness to mankind, have put in most men's hearts the wish to be loved and honored, even when they greatly wish for power. Power is the test. Some, once they have it, are content to buy the show of liking, and punish those who withhold it; then you have a despot. But some keep a true eye for how they seem to others, and care about it, which holds them back from much mischief.

Hmph," she said. "It is called Mayhem for Boys: First Lessons in Wanton Destruction.

Son un saco de maldades y un costal de malicias.

There were always those among the Israelites that were not Israelites, and there are still hypocrites in the church, who make a deal of mischief, but will be shaken off at last.

The wind likes making jokes!

I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed.

I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then grinned. "I know exactly what to do.

came out to this site and do you know what I heard?" There was a brief silence and then a loud, squeaky fart. Sabrina turned and saw Puck fall over with laughter. For once, one of his childish pranks was well timed.