Quotes About Twinkie

She had a heart like a Twinkie, full of oversweet goo, yes, a real junk-food heart.

Brian is obese, like round, like the Pillsbury doughboy on a Twinkie binge.

That's like complaining you're getting a gut, so you go on an all-Twinkie diet.

I think he'll be all sweaty because, let's face it most fat people get sweaty just from lifting the twinkie to their mouth, but tiny is just to fabulous to sweat.

What are their names? Psycho and Killer?" He shook his head. "Cupcake and Twinkie." My mouth dropped open. "You're kidding." A grin flitted across his lips. "Afraid not." If naming them after dessert snacks had been Miss Marva's attempt to make them seem cute, it wasn't working.