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Quotes About Bagel

almost all of the shtetl's three hundred–odd citizens had gathered to debate that about which they knew nothing. The less a citizen knew, the more adamantly he or she argued. There was nothing new in this. A month before there had been the question of whether it might send a better message to the children to plug, finally, the bagel's hole.
~ Jonathan Safran Foer
I was sitting on a bench having a bagel, but from where I was both jogging and scullng looks good to me. -- Sam
~ Aaron Sorkin
I'm passionate about breakfast. I wake up hungry, so I always eat a bagel.
~ Kaia Gerber
We always have microwavable bacon. It's like my family's favorite food in the world, and it's really low calorie actually. It's the easiest breakfast. I can make eggs and bacon really easily or a bagel with bacon.
~ Sara Evans
In New York you go to the coffee shop, have a bagel, walk down the street, get hassled, run into someone else. People just waltz into your world and it's believable.
~ Brad Hall
Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good.
~ Lee DeWyze
Whenever I am in Paris, all I want to do is inhale a big plate of cheese. And in New York, my favourite thing is a toasted bagel with cream cheese. Not only do I not avoid carbs, I more or less have them in every meal. When I start denying myself foods, that's when I crave them.
~ Naomi Watts
A day unemployed is like a bagel- even when it's bad, it's still pretty good...
~ CrimethInc., Evasion
I'll take a carb any day of the week, but if I'm being pressed, then I'm sort of into the standard bagel.
~ Dan Levy
Dr. Joel Fleischman in nature. Not exactly the man you knew. He couldn't see past the Hudson River if he tried. He liked his fish smoked or preferable hand sliced from Zabars on a sliced bagel served with onions. Nature, to him, was an irritant. Birds didn't sing, they woke him up. A body of water wasn't life, it was a golf hazard..
~ Robin Green
I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there.
~ Evan Peters
Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go the gym, and then I'll eat a bagel, and I'll ... shoot someone, maybe? Or maybe just the gym will be enough.
~ Sophie Kinsella
The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis.
~ Beatrice & Ira Freeman
I definitely invented the everything bagel. There's no doubt. It's undeniable truth. It's one of those things that's 100% true, 50% of the time.
~ Joe Bastianich
This was one of those mid-thirties moments when you take a look at the stale, half-chewed bagel your life has become and kiss jealousy on its smokey mouth.
~ Steve Almond
I couldn't believe it. I snagged a bagel and smeared it with cream cheese. It was my first of many, many years of free bagels. (To this day I won't pay for bagels or cream cheese—not when I can score them for free on film sets.)
~ Kirk Cameron
I'll have to remember that next time," Nick says. "Instead of tying a pixie up to a tree when I don't have time to bring him back to the house, I can just knock him unconscious for hours with the power of a frozen everything bagel.
~ Carrie Jones
Not even a stray bagel.
~ J.D. Robb
a kind of emptiness existed in the center of my bagel; really it was just the hole that's in the middle of all bagels; 'i need to go read my blog to find out what my politics are
~ Tao Lin
The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis...
~ Beatrice and Ira Freeman, 1960
there I was, trying to hold up my end in a city where you can't even buy a decent bagel. I don't mean to make it sound as if it's all about being Jewish, but that's another thing about Washington. It makes you feel really Jewish if that's what you are.
~ Nora Ephron
In the morning, I might have fruit or maybe oatmeal at home, or a bagel with coffee.
~ Karrueche Tran
A day unemployed is like a bagel- even when it's bad, it's still pretty good...
~ CrimethInc.