Quotes About People

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing.

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Many demons are in woods, in waters, in wildernesses, and in dark poolly places ready to hurt...people.

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

I do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they do.

I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around.

I want to help people, give hope to all. Humor is the foundation of our lives.

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

A lot of political people, especially people on the left, have forgotten the importance of humor as an incredible weapon, and a vehicle through which to affect change.

Humor is an amazing way to talk people down off a ledge.

People don't deserve the restraint we show by not going into delirium in front of them.

My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.

Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do.

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.

I never met a man that I didn't like.

Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.

I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But the true greatness of America are the people.

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950's. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

When you involve people, they come out, you see them, you get to see their sense of humor.