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Quotes About Suck

Hey, what's your wi-fi password?" "Ticats suck, Argos rule," Jared said. "One word, no caps, no spaces.
~ Eden Robinson
I think we shouldn't be shy of thinking that we can interpret text like a movie again, depending on the point of view and what we do with it more than anything else. Of course a lot of remakes of important films, particularly of horror films, they suck.
~ Luca Guadagnino
The one thing that TV is bad at doing is preaching. There are two extremes, you either turn the people into a punchline or turn them into hero, and both of those things suck, because most people are neither in real life.
~ Mike Rowe
I've always thought that Freud's theory of penis envy was fairly ridiculous -- but I'm absolutely certain that if you put a piece of bread in your mouth and suck on it you'll go to heaven.
~ Anna Quindlen
I can't touch him. (Jared) Well, don't you suck. (Stryker) Oh, believe me, I couldn't agree more. Just be grateful it's not contagious. (Jared)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
You know, Alix, men suck. Really. They are the worst. Come with me. I need an estrogen fix before their chromosomal defects contaminate me any further. (Zarina)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
~ George Carlin
Our rational, realistic goals for 'Better Call Saul' were simply that it wouldn't suck, and it wouldn't embarrass us. It didn't rise much higher than that, to be honest.
~ Vince Gilligan
You're insane!" she shouted. "Pretty cool, huh?" "No!"Tally yelled. "Why didn't you tell me it was broken?" Shay shrugged. "More fun that way?" "More fun?" Her heart beating fast,her vision strangely clear. She was full of anger and relief and...joy. "Well, kind of. But you suck!
~ Scott Westerfeld
Nonrefundable. It was a good, solid word, one you couldn't chew, one that only dissolved after sucking slowly.
~ Shannon Hale
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
~ Bill Hicks
I look at each nominee. If they suck, I vote against them. If they're worthy, I vote for them.
~ Kirsten Gillibrand
I will devour you. I will lick your bones clean and crush them between my teeth. I will suck the marrow…" "That's nice," Kate said. "The shield.
~ Ilona Andrews
Well," he said, "we think that companies suck." Yahoo!'s president, Dan Rosensweig, broke the tension with a quip. "At Yahoo!, we like to think we suck less." Everyone had a good laugh.
~ Steven Levy
It was pretty gross. The Calvin was, like, dripping hot coffee. And we were like, "What are we going to do?" And James was like, "Let's take a picture—maybe it's under warranty." REESE And I was all, "Dude—how is that helpful? We need it fixed, like, NOW." So James goes, "Fine. I'll suck the coffee out.
~ Geoff Rodkey
He says that it is good luck to rub the head of a dwarf," Haldon said after an exchange with the guard in his own tongue. Tyrion forced himself to smile at the man. "Tell him that it is even better luck to suck on a dwarf's cock.
~ George R.R. Martin
Retirement must be wonderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long.
~ Burt Reynolds
Uh, it's not something I have given much thought to," he says. "Is that what we are about now? Are we going to establish a new currency?" "Well obviously someone needs to establish one that doesn't suck," Avi says. "Is this some exercise in keeping a straight face?" Randy asks.
~ Neal Stephenson
Life is messy. People, generally, suck.
~ Christopher Moore
I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.
~ Cassandra Clare
From what I experienced from vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.
~ Cassandra Clare
Men suck, even imaginary ones
~ James Patterson
Never settle for anything less than extraordinary or else, life will suck. … It might suck anyway, but it's better to suck with integrity, right?" -Ione Skye in the indie film Dream For An Insomniac
~ Tiffanie DeBartolo
You talk so sweet I bet you have to suck on salt for half and hour to get the taste of sugar out of your mouth.
~ Orson Scott Card