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Quotes About Weather

Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast for tomorrow? If not, then why should this country bet billions on global warming predictions that have even less foundation?
~ Thomas Sowell
Physically, you never get used to the cold. It's cold! If it's cold, it's cold! And you go out there, and your body feels it, but I think mentally, living in it, it's not such a shock to you.
~ Clay Matthews III
I moved to New Zealand from Winnipeg when I was almost five. I hated it. It was to a city in the south of New Zealand called Invercargill and there was constant rain. There was a depressing sensation in the air.
~ Daniel Gillies
The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.
~ Gaylord Perry
Borscht is more than a soup, it's a weather vane. When my family says they want hot borscht I know winter is coming, and when they want cold borscht I know how far can spring be behind?
~ Gertrude Berg
Never open a book with weather. There are exceptions. If you happen to be Barry Lopez, who has more ways to describe ice and snow than an Eskimo, you can do all the weather reporting you want.
~ Elmore Leonard
On staring out at a gloomy day: First you must realize that it is the day that is gloomy, not you. If you want to be gloomy, too, that's all right, but it's not mandatory.
~ Nora Gallagher
Marianne Dashwood looks at gray skies and sees blue. That's all very well, and it's not something you ever want entirely to lose. But you must lose a little of it; otherwise you're going to get wet.
~ Emma Thompson
I can start the rain. Bring thunder. Bring lightning. Want to see?
~ Janet Morris
The weather is beautiful in Toulon and the girls are beautiful and I don't want to leave.
~ Bernard Laporte
Here in New York City, it's cold. It's so cold the Republicans want to use the Keystone Pipeline to deliver soup.
~ David Letterman
Everybody always resolves to start exercising, but they never do. You know why ? Because it's January. Who wants to go jogging in the freezing cold ?
~ Ellen DeGeneres
When you play a soldier, you play it to the hilt. Nobody talks about what's obvious. Something staring you in the eye, you look around it and grumble about the weather. Anything important will come out in its own time. Soldiers have nothing to look forward to, making patience an easy virtue, and sometimes it's not just a virtue, but a contest of indifference.
~ Steven Erikson
It's fucking raining dragons.   Quick
~ Steven Erikson
A sudden wind thrashed the treetops in the garden, sweeping down from the east.
~ Steven Erikson
Lyapunov time sets a horizon beyond which acceptable prediction becomes impossible. For a chaotic electrical circuit, the horizon is something like a thousandth of a second; for the weather, it's unknown but seems to be a few days; and for the solar system itself, five million years.
~ Steven H. Strogatz
Even before the start of history, the sky must have been commonly used as a compass, a clock, and a calendar. It could not have been difficult to notice that the Sun rises every morning in more or less the same direction, that during the day one can tell how much time there is before night from the height of the Sun in the sky, and that hot weather will follow the time of year when the day lasts longest.
~ Steven Weinberg
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing
~ Steven Wright
After all, there is little we can do when we're sitting at the same table and drinking tea with someone we hate. Judas himself could be sitting at our table, and we wouldn't ask him about Jesus. We would talk to him about the weather.
~ Stig Dagerman
I miss England. I miss the weather. I've spent moss of the last 25 years on tour. I'm ready to come home.
~ Sting
I had discovered that the concentration required for crossing new territory seemed to quell the phantoms, dim their shapes, and silence their whispers, which was probably the real reason why I had not headed back to Taparak when the weather turned.
~ Storm Constantine
The clouds trembled about the sky, already muttering with thunder.
~ Storm Constantine
It's a well-known fact that Washington-area drivers are completely inept in the rain.
~ Susan Coll
You must have brought the bad weather with youThe sky's the color of leadAll you've left me is a featherOn an unmade bed
~ Tom Waits