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Quotes About Washers

Bake in a slow oven—" she continued. "Until the color and texture of grated charcoal," said Rush. "Garnish with nuts, bolts, and old washers, and serve one month later.
~ Elizabeth Enright
That's the thing about sex. So much of it is just plain awkward, clumsy, are-you-sure-this-is-going-to-fit-I-think-they-forgot-to-include-the-washers.
~ Josh Lanyon