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Quotes About Parenthood

When you have a baby, when you feel his love, you feel so at peace with the world. You just want to share the good news and share how happy you feel.
~ Shakira
The desideratum of the philosophy "better to have never been" is parents being charged with manslaughter for bringing children into the world
~ Dean Cavanagh
Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, And don't have any kids yourself.
~ Philip Larkin, High Windows
That's possible, and in fact the legislation, the politics should graduate the advantages towards those who have children and give less to those who don't have children.
~ Rocco Buttiglione
Being a mother has made my life complete.
~ Darcey Bussell
Having kids is the most innately positive thing that anyone can do.
~ Jack Nicholson
I'm happy we have three healthy children and we'll stay with three healthy children.
~ Melinda Gates
I never really grew up until I had kids.
~ Stefan Molyneux
A father and his son are in a terrible car crash. The father is killed instantly—but the son survives, barely, his life hanging in the balance. He's rushed to the hospital and into surgery, but there's only one doctor there, and as soon as the doctor sees the boy, the doctor says, 'I can't operate on my own son!' How could this be, if the boy's father was killed in the crash?
~ Will Schwalbe
Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.
~ William Galvin
With the minivan in the air, rolling counterclockwise, the engine racing, Laurie screaming -- a fraction of a second, that's all -- Jacob would have thought of me -- who had held him, my own baby, looked down into his eyes -- and he would have understood I loved him, no matter what, to the very end -- as he saw the concrete wall flying forward to meet him.
~ William Landay
A child was a brief and blissful interlude of responsibility, not a thing to be owned.
~ David Hewson
A baby is a small member of the home that makes love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, the bank roll smaller, the home happier, the clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for. —Laurens van der Post and Jane Taylor
~ David Jeremiah
Thank God I didn't have my children until I was a little bit older.
~ Lauren Holly
I've never been pregnant, so I just feel God didn't mean for me to have kids so that everybody else's children could be mine.
~ Dolly Parton
Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
~ Adam Sandler
I did used to like trampolining, but I'm probably past it, I think. You need to have a really strong pelvic floor to be good at trampolining, and I've had three children.
~ Tamsin Greig
The good thing about having a kid is you don't think about that as much. Like when I turned 30, for instance, that was much more momentous. Forty is particularly great for a woman. It's a big thing.
~ Rose Byrne
I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born.
~ Sarah Silverman
All I've ever wanted to do was be a great dad, and yet there's no stopping this existential mirror that's held up to yourself when you're about to have a kid.
~ John Krasinski
Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.
~ Johnny Carson
Children are a blessing. They are a happiness so sharp that it feels like pain.
~ Maureen F. McHugh, Nekropolis
We'll have a baby who stutters repeatedly We'll name him history
~ Jay-Z
The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.
~ Will Cuppy