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Quotes About Parenthood

I love being a dad. I'd have more kids if I could. I'd take a couple more, one or two more before I croak.
~ Richie Sambora
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty-six hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours.
~ Rita Rudner
I'm not going to breast-feed. I've put this off so long, I'm sure my milk has expired.
~ Rita Rudner
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
~ Rita Rudner
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
~ Rita Rudner
Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.
~ Robert Brault
The Law of the Twelve Tables, a Roman legislation circa 450 BC, actually required a father to put to death any deformed child (Cito necatus insignis ad deformitatem puer esto). (Modern moral philosophers, like Joseph Fletcher and Princeton University's Peter Singer, advocate the same thing.)
~ Robert J. Hutchinson
as for the risk, there's risks in pretty near everything a body does in this world. There's risks in people's having children of their own if it comes to that-they don't always turn out well.
~ L.M. Montgomery
In all our lives there are hits, strikeouts, and the occasional home run. This book is dedicated to my two young sons, Chance King and his brother Cannon King, two of the cherished home runs of my life.
~ Larry King
I kind of think you could probably say the same thing about people. At the end of the day, one thing defines them." "What defines you?" I said. "What defines you?" he said. I smiled. "I asked you first." He smiled back at me. He smiled, that smile. "Okay, fine," he said. Then he didn't hesitate, not for a second. "There is nothing I wouldn't do for my daughter.
~ Laura Dave
Vanessa is set on children
~ Laurell K. Hamilton
Garrett Hardin. Parenthood: Right or Privilege? Science Magazine.
~ Bob Marshall
It's actually very beautiful when you can't conceive on your own, you can actually go to the doctors and with science you can create a child.
~ Tamar Braxton
I have a life that did not become, that turned aside and stopped, astonished: I hold it in me like a pregnancy or as on my lap a child not to grow or grow old but dwell on
~ A.R. Ammons
Nobody ever told me that motherhood was temporary. You think you have years and years with them, but the truth is, you don't.
~ Adriana Trigiani
A son is a son till he marries a wife; a daughter's a daughter the rest of her life.
~ Adriana Trigiani
Having children is life's greatest joy. But there are some people, and maybe you are one of them, who don't like kids, and consider travel life's greatest joy. You shouldn't have kids. Don't have them.
~ Al Franken
The pursuit of personal happiness and the production of healthy children are two radically contrasting projects, which love maliciously confuses us into thinking of as one for a requisite number of years. We should not be surprised by marriages between people who would never have been friends
~ Alain de Botton
You want to protect you children, don't you? You let them out of your body but you never let them all the way out.
~ Diana Abu-Jaber
Motherhood has completely changed me. It's just about like the most completely humbling experience that I've ever had. I think that it puts you in your place because it really forces you to address the issues that you claim to believe in and if you can't stand up to those principles when you're raising a child, forget it.
~ Diane Keaton
In between films I like to travel and hope to visit every continent before I become a mother.
~ Diane Kruger
I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
~ Irving Brecher
No man can possibly know what life means, what the world means, until he has a child and loves it. And then the whole universe changes and nothing will ever again seem exactly as it seemed before.
~ Lafcadio Hearn
Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is.
~ Lisa See