Quotes About Ethics

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.

On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.

All wrong doing is done in the sincere belief that it is the best thing to do.

Sanders was a friend of chickens.

Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?

Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.

Journalists belong in the gutter because that is where the ruling classes throw their guilty secrets.

Wickedly funny to read and morally bracing as only good satire can be.

There's nothing cute or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

There was a piece of ornamental water immediately below the parapet, on the other side, into which Mr. James Harthouse had a very strong inclination to pitch Mr. Thomas Gradgrind Junior.

My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way.

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.

I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.

It's funny how human beings are so entertained by crimes.

I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families.

I may be irresponsible but I am a good irresponsible.

If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

... the moral equal of our Founding Fathers.

I take Charb's point, but at some point has Charlie Hebdo been trying to have it both ways because some of what they do is not funny.

We have allowed the system to be so corrupted that many want justice to be "empathetic, " not blind.