Quotes About Ethics

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.

Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.

If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The 'Ode on a Grecian Urn' is worth any number of old ladies.

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.

I do not believe in abortion at will. I do not believe that if a woman just wants to have an abortion she should... I do believe if you have an abortion you are committing murder.

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a crook. Jimmy Carter says, I have lusted after women in my heart. President Reagan says, I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.

Good name in man and woman is the immediate jewel of their souls.

I pity the man who wants a coat so cheap that the man or woman who produces the cloth will starve in the process.

It is far easier for a woman to lead a blameless life than it is for a man; all she has to do is to avoid sexual intercourse like the plague.

Remember that with her clothes a woman puts off her modesty.

A woman of honor should never suspect another of things she would not do herself.

I trust it will not be giving away professional secrets to say that many readers would be surprised, perhaps shocked, at the questions which some newspaper editors will put to a defenseless woman under the guise of flattery.

Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.