Quotes About Ethics

There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of 'em is super illegal.

Every law is an infraction of liberty.

The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!

I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

Are the gods not just?' 'Oh no, child. What would become us us if they were?

Holding back is so close to stealing.

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

Some things are easier to legalize than to legitimate.

I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

And who are the greater criminals-those who sell the instruments of death, or those who buy them and use them?

Justice will prevail!

We enact many laws that manufacture criminals, and then a few that punish them.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful.

The righteous one has no sense of humor.

Clones are people two.