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Quotes About Thong

Is it true he killed a Turkish ambassador with a thong?" I wasn't sure if she was talking about the sandals or the panties, but
~ Ally Carter
In an incredulous tone, he said, You don't know the meaning of virtue! Of course I do-it means your thong must be white. (Sabine)
~ Kresley Cole
Sabine gave a Scoff. I could be virtuous, if I wanted to be. In an incredulous tone, he said, You don't know the meaning of virtue! Of course I do - it means your thong must be white.
~ Kresley Cole
Sabine gave a scoff. "I could be virtuous, if I wanted to be." In an incredulous tone, he said, "You don't know the meaning of virtue!" "Of course I do—it means your thong must be white.
~ Kresley Cole
A lot of people lounge by pools in L.A., but few of them are truly immortal, no matter how hard they pretend with plastic surgery and exercise. Doyle was truly immortal and had been for over a thousand years. A thousand years of wars, assassinations, and political intrigue, and he'd been reduced to being eye candy in a thong bathing suit by the pool of the rich and famous.
~ Laurell K. Hamilton
And I'm not sure I would like it in Brazil, either, having to walk around in a thong to demonstrate that I had nothing about my person worth stealing.
~ Jeremy Clarkson
money distorts truth like a hippo in a thong.
~ Scott Adams
There were two laminated class chairs in front of most of the doors. The chairs looked sturdy and practical and about as comfortable as a tweed thong.
~ Harlan Coben
I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.
~ Bill Engvall
between the hangover and the damage from that right hook of his roommate's, he had about all he wanted to handle. "Can I get you some Motrin or some shit?" V asked. "You really do feel bad, huh." "I didn't enjoy that." "Because I wasn't in a leather thong?" V laughed in a crack.
~ J.R. Ward
At this camp I had the unique experience of showing all these seasoned Westerners that it was possible to make a fire by the friction of two sticks. This has long been a specialty of mine; I use a thong and a bow as the simplest way.
~ Ernest Thompson Seton
Lula backed out after you. I don't like to speak bad about anyone, but it wasn't a pretty sight. It was like Winnie the Pooh getting stuck in the rabbit hole, if Winnie the Pooh was wearing a red thong.
~ Janet Evanovich
I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since.
~ Tyler Perry
For an American, though, Australia seems pretty familiar: same wide streets, same office towers. It's Canada in a thong, or that's the initial impression.
~ David Sedaris