Quotes About Duct-taped

Nothing said "successful business" like an old, dusty, busted, duct-taped taxidermied alligator.

It's like the television equivalent of one of those cymbal-banging monkey toys being duct-taped to your forehead.

What about Ding-Dong?" "Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on.