Quotes About Violence

I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.

I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.

When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody lifted a finger. That's when I realised that violence wasn't funny. At all.

What shall we do with...the Jews?...I advise that safe-conduct on the highways be abolished completely for the Jews.

It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

And who are the greater criminals-those who sell the instruments of death, or those who buy them and use them?

I believe humor nullifies violence.

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.

What shall we do with...the Jews?...their homes also should be razed and destroyed.

They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them!

Welcome to Glasgow - the city where we punch people who are on fire.

If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.

What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?

But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"

The police, finding a corpse with twenty-eight stab wounds in a bathtub, suspected foul play.

We have just discovered our dear colleague butchered in a hotel room, and you wish to discuss literature?

If someone breaks your best friend's heart, you should break their face

I leveled the gun and fired until it was empty.