Quotes About Interpretation

Meow" means "woof" in cat.

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.

If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!

A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned things is ample.

I believe my friends think I'm funny. All the books are full of humor. Maybe it is a quiet sort of humor that masquerades as not-much-at-all. It is certainly easy to miss.

Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wiseguy' opposites?

I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.

What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once.

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

There's two heads to every coin.

The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.

I don't know if my sense of humor goes over Americans' heads.

I don't know how to describe my sense of humor.

If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.

People who go for humor are wonderful because they do great humor. People who go for wit and end up with humor are people who have made a mistake.

The humor for me is how far above your head the signature is - it's dislocated from the sign of the artist in such a distinct way that it could almost be a self-portrait of a sort.

A word says more than a thousand images. Exercises for the visually inclined: illustrate "appreciation", "humor", "software", "education", "inalienable rights", "elegance", "fact".

I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't have a sense of humor, like I do.

The fact that the biblical book Hebrews is not an epistle of St Paul, or of any other apostle, is proved by what it says in chapter two.