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Quotes About Thievery

I set the box of biscuits on the counter and went to the bathroom, and when I returned the biscuits were gone. Only a slobbery, mangled corner of the box remained.
~ Janet Evanovich
Sometimes the right scent is the one that seems all wrong. Sometimes a woman goes into a perfume shop seeking adaptation. Or metamorphosis. Or an outright lie. if you can convince a client just a little bit, he'll convince himself the rest of the way. He wants so much to believe. Faith. It's vital in both thievery and perfume. Perfume was the most exquisite fraud of all - a pretty little bottle of cheap fixings and alcohol that you sold for at least triple its worth.
~ Timothy Schaffert
It seems to me that you and I were made for each other. I am your best friend's best friend and we both have a taste for stealing other people's jewellery.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
This,' said Psmith, 'is becoming more and more gratifying every moment. It seems to me that you and I were made for each other. I am your best friend's best friend and we both have a taste for stealing other people's jewellery. I cannot see how you can very well resist the conclusion that we are twin-souls.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
In short, they robbed together, lay together, were taken together, and at last were hanged together.
~ Daniel Defoe
Be careful, this is the greatest fencer since the death of the Wizard of Corsica. Do not burgle.
~ William Goldman
If there's something to steal, I steal it! — PICASSO
~ Chris Norris
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.
~ Henry Morgan
I didn't notice I was being set upon by a pickpocket, which I am glad of, because I like to work only with professionals.
~ Douglas Adams
He that would make a pun would pick a pocket.
~ Patrick O'Brian
In Cairo, there was a thin line between pestering and hospitality – indeed, they often amounted to the same thing, and although there were plenty of beggars there was little thievery.
~ Paul Theroux
more. Lee had done this so many times that he could have closed his eyes and his fingers would carry on, manipulating his tools of felony with enviable precision. Lee had already
~ David Baldacci
I'll example you with thievery: The sun's a thief, and with his great attraction Robs the vast sea; the moon's an arrant thief, And her pale fire she snatches from the sun; The sea's a thief, whose liquid surge resolves The moon into salt tears; the earth's a thief, That feeds and breeds by a composture stolen From general excrement: each thing's a thief.
~ William Shakespeare
Long time ago, there is a known gentleman named Robin Hood being chased because of stealing for a good cause. There is no more 'Robin Hoods' at the present time, but the good cause is still chasing for gentlemen to come out.
~ Unknown
have been at a great feast of languages," says Moth, "and stolen the scraps.")
~ Clive James
Burglars know there's more than one way to skin a vault.
~ James Chiles
Why do I want to remove Najib? I should have thought the whole world would know. This man steals money. Not a few hundred dollars, not a few thousand dollars - he stole billions of dollars, and that has been verified by investigations here in Malaysia and the U.S.
~ Mahathir Mohamad
It'd been said that he could rob a man blind and have that same man thank him for his good work.
~ Unknown
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
~ W. C. Fields
It occurred to him that thinking like this could explain why, even after all the jobs he'd pulled, he rarely had much money in his pockets. Sometimes it seemed like he stole money from one place just to give it away somewhere else.
~ Dennis Lehane
The pickpocket is usually very well dressed and of prepossessing appearance.
~ Harry Houdini
Second, the Democrats pretend to have no connection with the thievery of Jackson and his fellow Democrats. They might acknowledge that Jackson cleared the Indians out of several states in order to build constituencies of grateful whites who then settled those states. Faced with facts, they may also concede that Jackson enriched himself and his cronies through his land stealing.
~ Dinesh D'Souza
Progressive thievery is thievery of a special sort, thievery that marches behind the banner of justice. In one of his other books, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Nietzsche writes that for the avengers, justice is a camouflage for envy and revenge; these are "tyrants who shroud themselves in words of virtue.
~ Dinesh D'Souza
In their lapels the insignia of lodges and service clubs, places where they can go and, by a weight of numbers of little worried men, reassure themselves that business is noble and not the curious ritualized thievery they know it is;
~ John Steinbeck