Quotes About Inconvenience
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
~ Steven Wright
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Support from others shouldn't feel like a inconvenience or burden!!!
~ Unknown
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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?
~ Unknown
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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
~ Carl Reiner
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
~ Unknown
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I got baby food in my coffee maker.
~ Rob Dyrdek
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War is just a damn nuisance.
~ Unknown
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The spiritual tipping point is when the pain of staying the same becomes greater than the pain of change. Sadly, too many of us get comfortable with comfort. We follow Christ to the point of inconvenience, but no further. That's when we need a prophet to walk into our lives, throw a mantle around our shoulders, and wake us up to a new possibility, a new reality. We need a prophet to boldly confront Plan B and call us back to Plan A.
~ Mark Batterson
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A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of equipment problems at O'Hare, you can't get there at all.
~ Dave Barry
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I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.
~ Rowan Atkinson
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I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
~ Steven Wright
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I don't have a car."His eyes sliced into mine. "I walked here, " I explained. "I'm on foot.""Angel, " he said in a way that sounded like he sincerely hoped I was joking.
~ Becca Fitzpatrick, Silence
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The things of another world being distant, operate but faintly upon us: to remedy this inconvenience, we must frequently revolve their certainty and importance.
~ Francis Atterbury
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
~ Mitch Hedberg
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I mean, my arms are detachable so theoretically I could leave them behind if I had a little help but as a longterm solution it was really inconvenient.
~ Martha Wells
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For fuck's sake, these humans are always in the way, trying to save me from stuff.
~ Martha Wells
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Forget Murphy's Law. Nixie's Law: if you were waiting to make a left turn, there was always one oncoming fucktard who sailed through on the red. If you were in a grocery line, whichever line you picked would be run by Nimrod the Wonder-Iguana.
~ Unknown
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it is certainly not the chicken pox.
~ Unknown
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You know, it's amazing. I don't even have a car, would you believe it? I had a motorbike and it got stolen last year. So I've got to buy another one of those, I suppose. I can treat myself to that.
~ Michael Fassbender
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I think it's a federal crime parking meters won't accept pennies. Yeah, government, we know pennies suck. But you made them! You have to accept them! Parking meters are literally one of the three things anyone uses coins for and you decide you don't want to deal with them?
~ Mindy Kaling
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I think it's a federal crime parking meters won't accept pennies. Yeah, government, we know pennies suck. But you made them! You have to accept them!
~ Mindy Kaling
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
~ Mitch Hedberg
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Religion is a matter of the heart. No physical inconvenience can warrant abandonment of one's own religion.
~ Unknown
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Doris was getting No. 4 ready for a new guest. The floor did not trouble her much, but she spent quite a long time on the taps and the veneered top of the dressing-table. Dusting and polishing she liked—things that showed—but those bits of fluff and dried mud at the bottom of the wardrobe she just pushed back into a corner. There was no means of getting them out, anyway, with that ridge at the front. Furniture was always made as inconvenient as possible. Doris was used to that.
~ Monica Dickens
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