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Quotes About Exasperation

I have had it with these dumb cakes on this dumb spaceship!
~ Philip Reeve, Cakes in Space
The list of ways that others bother us is endless.
~ Alan Cohen
They didn't speak again but sat in disbelief and wonder as the cookies, made with butter, sugar, flour, eggs, and a dollop of exasperation, slowly cooled on their tray.
~ Diane Zahler
God, I don't know! Quit interrogating me, Peter.
~ Jenny Han
Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
His unpunctuality was to be a lifelong trait; even as prime minister he would arrive late or with only minutes to spare for meetings with Cabinets and monarchs and for debates in Parliament. As his exasperated wife was to say, 'Winston always likes to give the train a sporting chance to get away.
~ Andrew Roberts
Alice was nettled.
~ Angie Sage
him. He spent more than three hours in the Uffizi Gallery, staring in wonder at its famous works of art. His entourage tried to keep him moving. Behind him, Mussolini, who had never willingly stepped foot in an art museum in his life,1 muttered in exasperation, "Tutti questi quadri…"—"All these paintings…"2 But Adolf Hitler would not be hurried.
~ Robert M. Edsel
damn miles.
~ Lee Child
Of course, I'd also suggest that whoever was the genius who thought it was a good idea to read things ONE FUCKING BYTE AT A TIME with system calls for each byte should be retroactively aborted. Who the fuck does idiotic things like that? How did they not die as babies, considering that they were likely too stupid to find a tit to suck on?
~ Linus Torvalds
Did you guys take enough freakin' pictures already?
~ Tiger Woods
She sighed audibly. 'I bet this is something to do with the bloody magazine.' 'Fanzine. It's not a magazine, it's a fa-' 'I don't
~ Dougie Brimson
If there exists in this universe anything more infuriating and crazy-making than a man, I don't know what it is, thank you, and I don't want to know.
~ Jill Conner Browne
I hate Arizona. It always eight hundred degrees outside and everybody's always saying, "But it's a dry heat!" So's the inside of my microwave.
~ Joan Rivers
Jonathan was tired of arguing with himself. He was obviously conversing with an idiot.
~ Jodi Thomas
She was so mad she burned the corn bread three days in a row
~ Flannery O'Connor
I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.
~ Whoopi Goldberg
I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't you charge money?'
~ Lewis Grizzard
Oh, it's too bad!—really, men are tiresome when they think they know everything!
~ Robert W. Chambers
Look, Grover Cleveland," one of them finally snapped at me after my third approach. "Harmoniums and water wings, diavolos and pungs we got, but Victorian easy chairs—nyet. And now, excuse me, will you? I have another nudnick here wants a round table like King Arthur's.
~ S.J Perelman
It's a bigger pain in the ass than rectal cancer.
~ Joe Hill
When proved wrong, he was particularly exasperating; he always managed to suggest that she needn't have bothered to prove it. The point she made was never the relevant point, her arguments conclusive but barren, she was reminded that he had expert knowledge and she none, and that experience would not help her because she could not interpret it.
~ E.M. Forster
Exhaustion and exasperation are frequently the handmaidens of legislative decision.
~ Barber Conable
I appreciate all the devices the Windows people are coming up with, but the operating system... I just want to smash it.
~ Tim Daly