Quotes About Creation

Science devises ever bloodier means of war until humanity's powers of destruction overcome our powers of creation and our civilisation drives itself to extinction.

Creation's highest aim and most sublime result is belief in God. The most exalted rank of humanity is knowledge of God.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

Thank God for Darwin, eh?

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned things is ample.

I was interested in the mystical element of humor - was humor part of creation? Is God laughing at us, or with us?

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

Erasing is exercise for the hands

My mind is like clay, but thank goodness God knows how to mold it!