Quotes About Muffin
When it comes to breakfast, baked goods are my weakness (besides coffee): toast, croissants, heck, even a scone on the weekend. There is one bakery item, though, that you will never see in my life, and that's a muffin.
~ Chris Morocco
BazillionQuotes.com
I tell people I'm on a diet. If somebody sees me with a muffin, they'll think I'm off my diet. It's like secret little police that I've made for myself.
~ Stephen Furst
BazillionQuotes.com
I was in my office tilted back in my chair with my feet up drinking a cup of coffee and eating my second corn muffin
~ Robert B. Parker
BazillionQuotes.com
So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee.
~ Laurie Halse Anderson
BazillionQuotes.com
A million muffin-eating moralists were waiting, not for us, Brother Ass, but for the plucky and tedious Trollope!
~ Lawrence Durrell
BazillionQuotes.com
Muffin cups in my bakery were real sorcerer's apprentice material, like the dough for the cinnamon rolls every morning could have stood in for The Blob.
~ Robin McKinley
BazillionQuotes.com
She nodded a greeting and took a muffin and a cup of coffee. Then she left again. I took two muffins and an empty cup and a whole box of coffee. I figured I could prop it on the edge of the conference table with the spigot facing toward me. Refills as and when required. Like an alcoholic behind a bar.
~ Lee Child
BazillionQuotes.com
I reached into my bag and pulled out a pumpkin spice muffin with walnuts that was as moist as anything. "It can be plain for breakfast or I can top it with cream cheese frosting. I like a muffin that can go from day to evening." I gave it to her. She sniffed it, nodded, and held it up. "How do I know you're not trying to poison me?" I wasn't expecting that question. "Ms. Morningstar, I swear, if I was going to poison you, I wouldn't ruin a perfectly fine muffin to do it.
~ Joan Bauer
BazillionQuotes.com
O do you know the muffin man,The muffin man, the muffin man,O do you know the muffin man,That lives in Drury Lane?
~ Anonymous: Nursery Rhymes
BazillionQuotes.com
A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.
~ Charlie Brooker
BazillionQuotes.com
You still haven't eaten your muffin. (Sunshine) 'Yeah, right. He still hadn't eaten his boots either, and he'd rather feast on one of them than that thing in her hand.' (Talon)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
BazillionQuotes.com
This, said Mother, as she handed him a piece of dry, tasteless matzoh, is the bread of our affliction. Where, young Kugel wondered, is the seven-layer cake of our salvation? Where is the muffin of our mirth? Where is our no-longer-reduced-to-jelly doughnut?
~ Shalom Auslander
BazillionQuotes.com
I'm not in the mood for a lecture," I warn the clump of weeds by my shoes. "I'll try to keep it brief." Peeta takes a seat beside me. "I thought you were Haymitch," I say. "No, he's still working on that muffin.
~ Suzanne Collins
BazillionQuotes.com
Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.
~ Edward Lear
BazillionQuotes.com
Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
~ Colin Mochrie
BazillionQuotes.com
My breakfast consists of two cappuccinos and maybe a toasted English muffin, and that's pretty much it for me unless I decide to go a little more upscale, and then I'll have scrambled eggs.
~ Kyle MacLachlan
BazillionQuotes.com
English muffin, a confection so grim that it could not have been sold in England even in wartime.
~ Christopher Hitchens
BazillionQuotes.com
The difference between a cupcake and a muffin: cupcakes come topped with an obscene amount of frosting. Muffins are cupcakes that you fool yourself into thinking of as a healthy breakfast food because they do not have a mountain of frosting on top.
~ @IQTech61 on GoComics, 2017
BazillionQuotes.com
the United Metropolitan Improved Hot Muffin and Crumpet Baking and Punctual Delivery Company.
~ Charles Dickens
BazillionQuotes.com
United Metropolitan Improved Hot Muffin and Crumpet Baking and Punctual Delivery Company.
~ Charles Dickens
BazillionQuotes.com
I'd go to Starbucks and order a frappuccino and blueberry muffin and that was me for the day. Not only would I beat myself up internally if I consumed anything else, I'd be in a foul mood if we were working somewhere there was no Starbucks. It was an obsession - and a deeply unhealthy one.
~ Tom Fletcher
BazillionQuotes.com
A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping. And once you've got through the clown puke there's nothing but a fistful of quotidian sponge nestling in a depressing, soggy 'cup' that feels like a pair of paper knickers a fat man has been sitting in throughout a long, hot coach journey between two disappointing market towns.
~ Charlie Brooker
BazillionQuotes.com
To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. Okay, so I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana-nut. That's a good muffin.
~ Charlie Kaufman
BazillionQuotes.com
We get a fat-slicked chocolate chip muffin, which we heat up in the rotating toaster machine. Standing next to it, the heat radiating off its coils, I imagine myself suffering eternal damnation for sins not yet clear.
~ Megan Abbott
BazillionQuotes.com
