Quotes About Faker

The idea of Truth with capital T-that there is something called Truth that's beyond the range of the relativity of the human mind trying to think-is what I call the error of the found truth. The trouble with all of these damned preachers is the error of the found truth. When they get that tremolo in the voice and tell you what God has said, you know you've got a faker.

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.

The poet is a faker / Who's so good at his act / He even fakes the pain / Of pain he feels in fact.

The poet is a faker / Who's so good at his act / He even fakes the pain / Of pain he feels in fact.

Forgery, being the weirdest form of creativity there is, like antiques, costs lives. Why is it that antiques demand sacrificial victims? Dunno, but if they don't get enough, forgery does. You want proof? Here it is: Once a faker's found out, he dies. Truly. It always happens.

Her basic disposition was a good deal sunnier than mine. But I was a better faker.

Underachiever. Asthmatic. Excuse-maker and fistic faker. My opponents and some other haters have called me all of those things.