Quotes About Awareness

You see, we're all savages, more or less. We're supposed to be civilized and cultured—to know all about poetry and philosophy and art and science, and so on; but how many of us know even the meanings of these names?

We shall never be able to keep the secret unless everybody knows what it is.

Your heart and your mouth wil be in two separate parts of your body if you again forget in whose presence you stand.

Különben is: melyÅ'nk tud számot adni arról, hogy mit cselekszik? Ha számot adnánk, nem is cselekednénk.

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck

A good motto to live by: 'Always try not to get killed.

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.

Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.

They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!

You can prick your finger ... Just don't finger your prick.

A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of the things he's done.

Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.

We're all fucked. It helps to remember this.

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

Never approach a crying woman entering a sports bar carrying a harpoon gun.

Most people have very little control over what sort of day they're going to have. For instance, when one person says, "Have a nice day," the other may well be thinking, "I've just been diagnosed with hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, and I'm also coughing up thick black stuff." In this case the well-wisher's words will fall on deaf ears.

I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

I recently heard the following sentence on CNN: 'Because of high winds, about two hundred and fifty thousand people in New England are without power.' And I thought 'gee, when you think about it, about two hundred and seventy five million people in the United States are without power. They just aren't aware of it.

We're all f***ed, it helps to remember that.

In Baltimore it's 6:42!

Our actions can be no wiser than our thoughts. Our thoughts can be no wiser than our understanding.

We are all humiliated by the sudden discovery of a fact which has existed very comfortably and perhaps been staring at us in private while we have been making up our world entirely without it.