Quotes About Awareness

Better six feet apart than six feet under.

After seeing how some people wear masks, we now know why contraception fails.

When this is over, please continue to stay at least six feet away from me.

We are dying to-day from ignorance, not from knowledge...

After all the stupid things I've done in my life, hope I don't die just because I touched my face.

COVID-19 has literally gone viral.

The wisest one-word sentence? Breathe.

Today is the longest day of the year—but anymore, every day is.

No one is listening until you fart.

Only that day dawns to which we are awake.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Expect an early death — it will keep you busier.

If a butterfly lands on your shoulder, don't wait until later to enjoy it.

No man is quick enough to enjoy life to the full.

Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.

The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after.

...the driver who cannot command his own faculties is a social menace of the first order.

Drive now. Text later.

The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.

You booze, you cruise, you lose.

Automobiles are not ferocious... it is man who is to be feared.

See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick.

Drive hammered, get nailed.

Drive hammered, get slammered.