Quotes About Awareness

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.

I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken sh.. and chicken salad.

Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory.

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George!

Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.

We cannot truly face life until we face the fact that it will be taken away from us.

I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.

I am a sufferer of endometriosis. I didn't want any young women to go through what I went through. I thought that people should know about it.

Woman should stop going for the bad guys, stop looking so far when the good ones are right there.

Many women do not recognize themselves as discriminated against; no better proof could be found of the totality of their conditioning.

One would suppose in reading them that women possess but one class of physical organs, and that these are always diseased.

It should be remarked that, as the principle of liberty is better understood, and more nobly interpreted, a broader protest is made in behalf of women. As men become aware that few have had a fair chance, they are inclined to say that no women have had a fair chance.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

The woman that tries t' keep up with the' procession don't see near as much as her husband who stands on the' curb.

To conclude that women are unfitted to the task of our historic society seems to me the equivalent of closing male eyes to female facts.

Women and birds are able to see without turning their heads, and that is indeed a necessary provision for they are both surrounded by enemies.