Quotes About Shear

I'm not really getting too involved. My position is, Here's the record. I'm at your disposal.

Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. I prayed for wind shear effect. I prayed for pelicans sucked into the turbines and loose bolts and ice on the wings. On takeoff, as the plane pushed down the runway and the flaps tilted up, with our seats in their full upright position and our tray tables stowed and all personal carry-on baggage in the overhead compartment, as the end of the runway ran up to meet us with our smoking materials extinguished, I prayed for a crash.

23:07 Captain: Shit, we have everything! 23:14 Mechanical voice alert: Wind shear! Wind shear! Wind shear! 23:17 Captain: Shit, what the hell have these assholes [maintenance] done?