Quotes About God

Somewhere in heaven, you're on a live video Web site for God to surf.

If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. His words, in His Bible. The Book of Genesis, chapter eleven So our God, our all -powerful God got so scared He scattered the human race across the face of the earth, and shattered their language to heep His children apart. An almighty God this insecure? Who pits his children against each other, to keep them weak. This is the God we're supposed to worship?

The paradox: Is God a racist, homophobic, anti- Semitic ass? Or is God testing to see if I am?

When it comes to choosing a savior, they won't settle for just a human being.

And since God can't control us, all God does is watch and change channels when He gets bored.

One day the wickedness of the kings of the world would destroy us, oh sorrow, and armies of the world would march upon us, wailing, and the purest of the children of God would have to deliver themselves unto the Lord by their own hand. The Deliverance.

What I'm talking about is free will. Do we have it, or does God dictate and script everything we do and say and want? Do we have free will, or do the mass media and our culture control us, our desires and actions, from the moment we're born?

The mechanic says, If you're male and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out or dies or is never at home, what do you believe about God?

Our all-powerful God got so scared He scattered the human race across the face of the earth, and shattered their language to keep His children apart.

To be or not to be. God's gift to animals is they don't get a choice.

Whatever happened in the world was a decree from God. A task to be completed. Any crying or joy just got in the way of being useful. Any emotion was decadent. Anticipation or regret was a silly extra. A luxury.

It's pathetic how we can't live with the things we don't understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed. Even if it's for sure unexplainable. Even God.

I write: All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

Godless, 'we had no war.' Until God set us to fight each other, for the rest of human history.

God should be able to wink that good. Like somebody taking your picture. Give me joy. Give me fun. Give me love. Flash.

Santa Claus is just a story, says Seth. He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.

Debes tener en cuenta la posibilidad de no caerle bien a Dios. Pudiera ser que Dios nos odiara. No es lo peor que podría ocurrir.

Qué es peor, el infierno o la nada? Quema los museos, límpiate el culo con la Mona Lisa, para que al menos Dios aprenda tu nombre.

It was heaven, but with sex and booze and God's complete permission.

What you end up doing," the mechanic says, is you spend your life searching for a father and God.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

If you're male and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out or dies or is never at home, what do you believe about God?

Por que causei tanta dor? Eu não entendia que cada um de nós é sagrado, um floco de neve único e especial em sua individualidade única e especial? Não conseguia ver como todos nós somos manifestações do amor? Olho para Deus atrás da mesa tomando notas em um bloquinho. Deus entendeu tudo errado. Nós não somos especiais. Também não somos um lixo ou uma merda. Apenas somos. Apenas existimos e o que acontecer aconteceu.

The mechanic says 'If you're male and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out or dies or is never at home, what do you believe about God?' 'What you end up doing' the mechanic says, 'is spend your life searching for a father and God.