Quotes About God

What perfect timing. Amidst all the turmoil caused by humans God sends his/her animal messengers to soothe our troubled minds.

Humanity is walking on the gold mine of the kingdom of God, but does not know it.

was mentally creating a God in the image and likeness of humans.

Without the Word of God no creature has meaning. God's Word is in all creation, visible and invisible. The Word is living, being, spirit, all verdant greening, all creativity. This Word manifests in every creature. Now this is how the spirit is in the flesh—the Word is indivisible from God —Hildegard of Bingen101

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.

No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.

I am a great & sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, & all His works must be contemplated with respect.

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute, but they all worship money.

If that thing's [hibernating alien] god... ...gimme that old time religion

The silence was loud, like a scream. I could FEEL [the aliens] outside./ [The aliens'] patience was their strength. Humans measure time in minutes, seconds, MICROSECONDS./ Time never really mattered to the alien only SURVIVAL./ God help me. I was beginning to UNDERSTAND [the aliens].

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God.

God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny?

God is indeed dead. He died of self-horror when He saw the creature He had made in His own image.

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand...well, God put a lot of thought in making you.

Alex the waiter was on my Spank Naughty list in third place, right after Henry Calvill the actor, then Henry Calvill as Superman. He was proof that God existed, and that God loved straight women.

If God would cry, you can´t compare it to a tsunami.

When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy.

We are all copy cats. The only original 'thing' is God, And "him", hell, most of us know as little as we know cats.