Quotes About God

There's a difference between knowing God and knowing about God. When you truly know God, you have energy to serve Him, boldness to share Him, and contentment in Him.

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

I think we are trying to run the space age with horse and buggy moral and spiritual equipment. Technology you see has no morals; and with no moral restraints man will destroy himself ecologically, militarily, or in some other way. Only God can give a person moral restraints and spiritual strength.

It looked as if a night of dark intent Was coming, and not only a night, an age. Someone had better be prepared for rage. There would be more than ocean-water broken Before God's last 'Put out the Light' was spoken.

God employs several translators; some pieces are translated by age, some by sickness, some by war, some by justice.

Catholics are necessarily at war with this age. That we are not more conscious of the fact, that we so often endeavor to make an impossible peace with it -- that is the tragedy. You cannot serve God and Mammon.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.

In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards