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Quotes About Cock

Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on his own dunghill.
~ Richard Aldington
She is an ice princess, that one. Your brother had best pray she breeds quickly or risk losing his cock to frostbite.
~ Sylvia Day
These were the early Clinton years but the economy was still sucking an eighties cock...
~ Junot Diaz
What the Danes left in Ireland were hens and weasels. And when the cock crows in the morning, the country people will always say 'It is for Denmark they are crowing. Crowing they are to be back in Denmark.'
~ Lady Gregory
San Antonio on June 3. This was the tour of the giant inflatable cock. It came rising up from the stage as Mick sang "Starfucker." It was great was the cock, though we paid for it later in Mick's wanting props at every tour after that, to cover his insecurities.
~ Keith Richards
Don't mess this up. "So, uh, I would hate if you reached into my pocket." There was a suspended beat of silence. Then a dry, "I don't think so." "I don't have a present for you." Interest lit her dark eyes, but she remained still. Even suspicious. "The present wouldn't happen to be a hard cock, would it? Because if it is, I would have to return it. Minus a few inches." His
~ Gena Showalter
Ah. I understand the switch. You're a bad shot, so you need a bigger target. No wonder you selected my cock.
~ Gena Showalter
Now that science has attained its youth," Ingersoll said, "and superstition is in its dotage, the trembling, palsied wreck says to the athlete: 'Let us be friends.' It reminds me of the bargain the cock wished to make with the horse: 'Let us agree not to step on each other's feet.'"12
~ Susan Jacoby
He says that it is good luck to rub the head of a dwarf," Haldon said after an exchange with the guard in his own tongue. Tyrion forced himself to smile at the man. "Tell him that it is even better luck to suck on a dwarf's cock.
~ George R.R. Martin
So spare me your envy. It was the gods who neglected to give you a cock, not me.
~ George R.R. Martin
Symbol sometimes of the Devil, sometimes of the Risen Christ, no animal is more untrustworthy than the cock.
~ Umberto Eco
Morning SUN That awakens Paris The highest poplar on the bank On The Eiffel Tower A tricolored cock Sings to the flapping of his wings and several feathers fall As it resumes its course The Seine looks between the bridges For her old route And the Obelisk That has forgotten the Egyptian words Has not blossomed this year SUN
~ Vicente Huidobro
Her cry of pain sent a jolt directly to his cock, and the power surged like an injection of pure heroin directly into his veins.
~ Claire Thompson
But what after all is one night? A short space, especially when the darkness dims so soon, and so soon a bird sings, a cock crows, or a faint green quickens, like a turning leaf, in the hollow of the wave.
~ Virginia Woolf
Their aesthetic, if you haven't noticed, is about benign skin cancers, supernumerary nipples. Conventional tattoos belong firmly among the iconics of the hegemon. It's like wearing your cock ring to meet the pope, and making sure he sees it. Actually, it's worse than that. What are they like?
~ William Gibson
If you please, Admiral, don't be a cock. I'll know it when I see it, and if, for some reason, I don't, you tell me, alright?" Admiral Lacker inclined his head almost imperceptibly to indicate that they had a deal. He would endeavor to be as little of a cock as possible.
~ Lev Grossman
A standing cock is quite blind, my dear," he said at last, eyes still shut. "Surely you know that, physician that you are.
~ Diana Gabaldon
Jamie resumed his movements. "Well, if God made man in His own image, I should imagine He's got a cock." He started to laugh as well, losing his rhythm again. "Though ye dinna remind me much of the Blessed Virgin, Sassenach.
~ Diana Gabaldon
You got your iPad?" "Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
~ John Sandford
A hand wouldn't be such a big problem—a pregnancy would be," Del said. "But Elmer's not that dumb." "His penis might be," Del's wife said. "He has a well-schooled cock, he only impregnates what he wants to impregnate," Del said.
~ John Sandford
Bannon learned about the piece when fact-checkers from the magazine called him for comment about Scaramucci's accusation that he sucked his own cock.)
~ Michael Wolff
Why are you naked?" "The better to feed you, m'dear." He pointed between his legs and my gaze roved along his cock. Then I saw his forefinger tapping his inner thigh. "Femoral artery." "Riiight. And the major vein in your neck wasn't good enough because… ?" One black brow winged up and those delicious lips curved into a naughty smile. "Ah. Because then I wouldn't have had an excuse to get naked.
~ Michele Bardsley
I've never heard a man's cock described as a fang before...." "Fang, cock.... It's all sexual to a vampire." "But not to an angel. My cock serves a highly specific purpose.
~ Nalini Singh