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Quotes About Offspring

This is the superhumanity of the immigrant, but woe be to the all-too-human offspring living in the shadow of such strength.
~ Gary Shteyngart
In almost all mammals and all primates, females do almost all of the child care, with very little help from males. Males could never be sure which offspring really carried their genes, whereas females could be certain. This uncertainty about paternity leads most male mammals to invest much more in pursuing new sexual opportunities than in taking care of their putative offspring.
~ Geoffrey Miller
The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years.
~ George Bernard Shaw
Wishes are held to be ominous; according to which belief the order of the world is so arranged that if you have an impious objection to a squint, your offspring is more likely to be born with one; also, that if you happen to desire a squint, you would not get it. This desponding view of probability the hopeful entirely reject, taking their wishes as good and sufficient security for all kinds of fulfilment.
~ George Eliot
Yet, as I will make clear, any Pleistocene woman who relied on looks alone to pull offspring through was not likely to be a mother very long or leave descendants.
~ Sarah Blaffer Hrdy
By a male animal we mean that which generates in another, and by a female that which generates in itself.
~ Aristotle
Hail wedded love, mysterious law, true sourceOf human offspring.
~ John Milton
Envy is the offspring of pride,
~ Ellen G. White
If anyone deserves an apology, it is Miss Essex, whose infant sister was stolen by your depraved offspring!
~ Eloisa James
A mother's love, in a degree, sanctifies the most worthless offspring.
~ ballou hosea iii
Empathy probably started out as a mechanism to improve maternal care. Mammalian mothers who were attentive to their young's needs were more likely to rear successful offspring.
~ Frans de Waal
The servants were letting down the steps of the two coaches, and in another instant Miss Morville's worst fears were realized: Lord and Lady Grampound had brought their interesting offspring with them to Stanyon.
~ Georgette Heyer
I'd been pleased to find there was an alternative to the other stuff, which all reminded me of advertisements containing people with perfect teeth, heroic expressions and offspring that looked like they were on their way to Hitler youth rallies.
~ Scarlett Thomas
In theocratic societies, adherence to fundamentalism may enhance the fitness of fundamentalists, as opposed to nonfundamentalists, because fundamentalists are more likely to obtain productive resources and have successful offspring, whereas nonfundamentalists are less likely to have access to productive resources and more likely to be punished or killed. It is not likely, however, that natural selection has had the time to cause the difference. Conversely
~ Scott Atran
'Time's noblest offspring is the last.' This line of Bishop Berkeley's expresses the real cause of the belief in progress in the animal creation.
~ Charles Lyell
Familiarity breeds contempt and children.
~ Mark Twain
Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.
~ Mark Twain
The reason creativity and craziness go together is that if you're just plain crazy without being able to sing or dance or write good poems, no one is going to want to have babies with you. Your genes will fall by the wayside. Who but a brazen crazy person would go one-on-one with blank paper or canvas armed with nothing but ideas?
~ Mark Vonnegut
To this day, in spite of great efforts, Lamarckism has failed to produce conclusive evidence to prove that acquired characters are transmitted to the offspring; and it seems fairly certain that, while experience does affect heredity, it does not do so in this simple and direct way.
~ Arthur Koestler
Because the child bound us together; but the link became a chain.
~ August Strindberg
by the time your offspring have reached four and five it is far too late to be looking for schools: demand for private education is so high that children must be put down for admission not at birth but in utero, ideally before their first cells have divided.
~ Stephen Fry
Zelfs de onsterfelijke goden waren niet bij machte zich te verhouden tot, mee te leven met, nakomelingen te verwekken bij en het lot te bepalen van zo'n aanzwellende schare eerzuchtige, vernuftige en egocentrische wezens.
~ Stephen Fry
From all the offspring of the earth and heaven love is the most precious.
~ Sappho
Societies that exclude the exoskeleton of religion should reflect carefully to what will happen to them over several generations. We don't really know, because the first atheistic societies have only emerged in Europe in the last few decades. They are the least efficient societies ever known at turning resources (of which they have a lot) into offspring (of which they have few).
~ Jonathan Haidt