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Quotes About Lies

This web of lies was growing so convoluted, so branching, and so delicate that a moth's fart might knock it to pieces—
~ Scott Lynch
I guess sometimes you have to lie to find the truth.
~ Scott Westerfield
Once upon a time I was such a good liar; I could talk the fish right into my mouths.
~ Vernor Vinge
Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time. Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind.
~ LL Cool J
The best liars are those who tell the truth most of the time.
~ Brandon Sanderson
Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
~ Chris Rock
The Darwinian adaptive trait of our time is the ability to figure out when we are being lied to on television.
~ Dick Morris
What honour that, But tedious waste of time, to sit and hear So many hollow compliments and lies.
~ John Milton
Here lies one of the world's rare generalized TINAs. There Is No Alternative to creativity and innovation: these days, obscurantism and conservatism will do for you every time.
~ Robert Heller
In time, lies bring turmoil, where honesty brings peace.
~ Wes Fesler
They told us love was a disease. They told us it would kill us in the end. For the very first time I realize, that this, too, might also be a lie.
~ Lauren Oliver
I don't want no lies, I don't watch TV. I don't waste my time, won't read a magazine.
~ Madonna Ciccone
Christ and his word can hardly be recognized because of the great vermin of human ordinances. However, let this suffice for the time being on their lies against doctrine or faith.
~ Martin Luther
People lie all the time in their divorce proceedings, especially when custody is an issue.
~ Megyn Kelly
You deliver a message every time you speak. Do you deliver the truth, or do you deliver lies? When the message you deliver comes from truth and love, you are happier.
~ Miguel Angel Ruiz
Everybody lies...every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude will convey deception.
~ Mark Twain
It is full of interest, it has noble poetry in it and some clever fables and some blood drenched history, some good morals and a wealth of obscenity and upwards of a thousand lies. (Re The Bible)
~ Mark Twain
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
~ Mark Twain
The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception.
~ Mark Twain
There are," said Twain, "certain sweet-smelling, sugarcoated lies current in the world which all politic men have apparently tacitly conspired together to support and perpetuate… We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going and then go with the drove. We have two opinions: one private, which we are afraid to express, and another one -- the one we use -- which we force ourselves to wear to please Mrs. Grundy.
~ Mark Twain
Among other common lies, we have the silent lie—the deception which one conveys by simply keeping still and concealing the truth. Many obstinate truth-mongers indulge in this dissipation, imagining that if they speak no lie, they lie not at all.
~ Mark Twain
Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception.
~ Mark Twain
Everybody lies—every day; every hour; awake; asleep; in his dreams; in his joy; in his mourning; if he keeps his tongue still, his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude, will convey deception—and purposely. Even in sermons—but that is a platitude. In
~ Mark Twain
Among other common lies, we have the _silent_ lie--the deception which one conveys by simply keeping still and concealing the truth. Many obstinate truth-mongers indulge in this dissipation, imagining that if they _speak_ no lie, they lie not at all.
~ Mark Twain