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Quotes About Fucked up

With no more ammunition, I resorted to old stanbys. "That," I told Tatiana," is the most fucked up law I've ever heard
~ Richelle Mead
And the reason parenting is becoming increasingly crucial is that we now live in a world that is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.
~ Dennis Miller
Howie's troubles were a favorite family topic, and behind the shaking heads and oh it's so sad s you could hear the joy pushing right up through because doesn't every family like having one person who's fucked up so fantastically that everyone else feels like a model citizen next to him?
~ Jennifer Egan
It is going to be too easy for things to start feeling normal—especially if you are someone who is not directly impacted by his actions. So keep reminding yourself: This is not normal. Write it on a Post-It note and stick it on your refrigerator, hire a skywriter once a month, tattoo it on your ass. Because a Klan-backed misogynist internet troll is going to be delivering the next State of the Union address. And that is not normal. It is fucked up.
~ John Oliver
She knew exactly what he meant. Despite their differences, because of their differences, they were a perfect mismatched set. Two sides of the same tarnished penny. An out-of-step Fred and Ginger. Vaughn was just as fucked up as she was - he was just so much better at hiding it.
~ Sarra Manning
He wasn't training us for a calm and orderly world where we could pick and choose when we needed to be clever. He was training us for a situation that was fucked up on all sides. Well, we're in it, and I say we're equal to it. I don't need to be reminded that we're up to our heads in dark water. I just want you boys to remember that we're the gods-damned sharks.
~ Scott Lynch
Men come in three sizes: small, medium, and extremely fucked up.
~ Eric Idle
At some point Billy realized he was expecting the president to act, well, embarrassed? Ashamed? For how fucked up everything obviously was. But the commander in chief seemed well pleased with the state of things.
~ Ben Fountain
I never really thought of myself as romantic. I mean, I like romance and grand gestures and that tipsy feeling you get when you're crushing hard on someone. But the whole Prince Charming fantasy and marrying the love of your life wasn't my thing." "You and me, baby girl, we're too jaded. We just want mind-blowing sex with someone who knows we're fucked up and accepts it.
~ Sylvia Day
The competition could offer a free pass from the risk of having their heads added to the PM's decorative sculpture—or skullpture?—at Marble Arch. Whatever else you could say about His Dread Majesty, he didn't generally execute his servants unless they really fucked up.
~ Charles Stross
Two different primaries, she continued, striding around the office. Two different cops, and both of them fucked up the case. What are they using to train them in Chicago -- old videos of the Three Boobs? I think that's Stooges, Roarke remarked. What? He glanced up, focused fully on her, and smiled at the absolute baffled fury on her face. Stooges, darling. The Three Stooges. What's the difference, they're still incompetent knot-heads.
~ J.D. Robb
Y'all act like I brought the ladies to the party, but they come on they own, cuz. A door open up out the Underworld, there they is. It's y'all's fault they here. All y'all let shit get so fucked up here they was drawn here like hoes to coke.
~ Christopher Moore
look right at me the way no eyes have all summer. "Your perception is all fucked up," Brandy says. "All you can talk about is trash that's already happened.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
No. The soul is embodied. And that's either the reason we're all so fucked up or the recurring melody behind humanity's greatest hits. You want another beer?
~ Hal Hartley
Jerry Garcia told Charlie Perry, in a piece in that issue, "Janis was a real person. She went through all the changes we did, on all the same trips. She was like the rest of us—fucked up, strung out, in weird places.
~ Jann S. Wenner
Can't you just be like the rest of us, normal and sad and fucked up and alive and remorseful?
~ Miriam Toews