logo

Quotes About Inappropriateness

I love the inappropriateness of age-old wisdom in modern slang. These things are all so wonderful to me.
~ Doseone
Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.
~ Charles Lamb
Nope," said Nudge, shaking her head. "You stand out like a fart in church." "Appropriately enough," I muttered.
~ James Patterson
Hatred. Something almost as physical as walls, pianos, or nurses. She could almost touch the destructive energy leaking out of her body. She allowed the feeling to emerge, regardless of whether it was good or bad; she was sick of self-control, of masks, of appropriate behavior. Veronika wanted to spend her remaining two or three days of life behaving as inappropriately as she could.
~ Paulo Coelho
Don't go to the hardware store for milk.
~ David Sedaris
yet isn't it always the inappropriate thing, the thing that doesn't quite work, that's oddly the dearest?
~ Donna Tartt
and yet isn't it always the inappropriate thing, the thing that doesn't quite work, that's oddly the dearest?
~ Donna Tartt
A Chihuahua with cataracts tried to have sex with her right leg. 'Stop that, Pedro
~ Matt Haig
We don't have to take other people's behaviors as reflections of our self-worth. We don't have to be embarrassed if someone we love chooses to behave inappropriately. It's normal to react that way, but we don't have to continue to feel embarrassed and less than if someone else continues to behave inappropriately. Each person is responsible for his or her behavior.
~ Melody Beattie