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Quotes About Speeding

People spend so much time in their cars, and it's a legal way to have fun by speeding a little bit or testing yourself a little bit, and you get to invest in your car. For some people, it becomes their baby.
~ Jordana Brewster
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
~ Steven Wright
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.
~ Steven Wright
A speeding bullet from a speeding car could not penetrate his heart
~ Gregory C. Warner
Indians hate to drive with license plates on their cars and would like to remove them, presumably so they'll get fewer speeding tickets (although many Indians ignore all tickets on the grounds that they are not valid documents, having never been agreed to by treaty).
~ Gay Talese
They were seemingly immersed in a sea of airborne traffic, consisting of rows and rows of speeding hovercars and even a few flying motorcycles called (as he later learned) hovercycles.
~ Gene Steinberg
The last time I was pulled over was in 2005. I was going 55 in a 35 mile per hour zone - which I don't understand because you can barely even idle at 35 miles per hour. Anyway, I was ordered to go to traffic school. It was an 8-hour class and really painful.
~ Danica Patrick
When I was 7, an old lady was driving too fast in my neighborhood and hit me with her car. I was running out of the house, and when I got halfway into the street, my mom saw the car and yelled for me to run back. As I turned around the car hit me, dragged me five houses down the road, and I fractured my collarbone.
~ Rutina Wesley
The very first time I got to drive by myself, I took a bunch of my friends to school and was caught by a motorcycle cop going 90 miles an hour on a back street.
~ Cheech Marin
CHALLANED! Santa was caught for speeding and was produced before the magistrate. Magistrate: 'What'll you take? 30 days or Rs 3,000?' Santa: 'I think I'll take the money.' Contributed by Vijay Sharma, Dharmashala
~ Khushwant Singh
We spent afternoons together speeding across the Swiss mountains, blaring Schubert on the car stereo.
~ Carmen Bin Ladin
That should be the anti-speeding advert. It should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.
~ Frankie Boyle
In the case of Comcast, we're taking a lot of our technology into the cloud, so you don't need a new box every time you want to innovate. And it's all speeding up.
~ Brian L. Roberts
There are more repercussions for a person being a chronic speeding violator in our country, than there is for a big bank being a chronic violator of S.E.C. rules!
~ Martin O'Malley
Most of my grudges are road-based. Parking and speeding fines.
~ Vic Reeves
My speeding offences (whether caught or not) are always in situations where the speed limit is 30, but I think it's 40. And I'm never doing 40, always a careful 37.
~ Victoria Coren Mitchell
Dangerous behaviors like distracted driving, speeding, and not wearing a seat belt and puts you and others at serious risk.
~ Ralph Northam
I won't be cycling to work any time soon. It's too dark when I leave home at 4am, there's too many speeding drivers and helmet hair wouldn't look good on air. But I still want to do it.
~ Susanna Reid
I checked my speed, but I was only doing ten mph over the limit, which in Georgia means you're obstructing the flow of traffic.
~ Nelson DeMille
My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.
~ Carl Hiaasen
If the war against drugs is lost, then so are the wars against theft, speeding, incest, fraud, rape, murder, arson, and illegal parking. Few, if any, such wars are winnable. So let us all do anything we choose.
~ Theodore Dalrymple
At some point, Wax mentioned how appalling it seemed that those brilliant minds who could invent miracle medicines and nuclear fission and dazzling computer special effects, they had such a complete lack of imagination when it came to spending their money: granite countertops and luxury cars. Talking about that stuff, Wax driving, the madder he got, you could watch the speedo creep up past eighty, ninety, a hundred.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
It soared, a bird, it held its flight, a swift pure cry, soar silver orb it leaped serene, speeding, sustained...
~ James Joyce
Do you know how fast you were going? Fang looked at the speedometer...No, he said truthfully. I tagged you at seventy miles per hour,she said, pulling out a clipboard. I let out an impressed whistle. Excellent! I never thought we'd be that fast. Fang shot me a look and I put my hand over my mouth.
~ James Patterson