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Quotes About Courtesy

Hope, politeness, the blowing of a nose, the squeak of a boot, all produce "boum.
~ E. M. Forster
My only hope was to be polite.
~ Mark Vonnegut
Politeness is the flower of humanity.
~ Joseph Joubert
The humanity of famous intellectuals lies in being wrong with gracious courtesy when dealing with those who are not famous.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
~ Voltaire
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
~ Jackie Mason
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
~ Marcel Achard
I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
~ George Lopez
Honor is kind of what you get when you weaponize manners
~ Jasper Fforde
I am always a perfect gentleman. If you ever want me to not be a perfect gentlemen, you'll have to ask and not be crying when you do.
~ Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad
I watched you undress. Shame on you!
~ Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land
If you are going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
~ Winston S. Churchill
In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.
~ Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
Pardon me Mam, I'm new in town, could you please show me the way to your house?
~ Frank Calvin Mann
Monthly, out of common courtesy, he went to inquire after the invalid Charles, who refused either to die or get better.
~ Winston Graham, Ross Poldark
A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off.
~ Ginnetta Correli
Sorry. Didn't mean to step on any dead toes.
~ J.L. McCoy, Sins of the Father
The trouble with dead people today is they have no sense of decorum
~ Vicky Loebel
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot.
~ Peter Jennings
Manners are about imagination, ultimately. They are about imagining being the other person.
~ Lynne Truss
Courtesy costs nothing, but buys everything.
~ Hazrat Ali Ibn Abu-Talib A.S
Good manners sometimes means simply putting up with other people's bad manners.
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
You should never be surprised when someone treats you with respect, you should expect it.
~ Sarah Dessen, Keeping the Moon