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Quotes About Post office

Words have power, you understand? It is in the nature of our universe. Our library itself distorts time and space on quite a grand scale. Well, when the Post Office started accumulating letters, it was storing words. In fact, what was being created was what we call a 'gevaisa', a tomb of living words.
~ Terry Pratchett
Monday morning, I was at the post office right as it opened, desperate for two months' worth of mail. Once I had it, my life could properly restart.
~ Sujata Massey
From the outside, the CIA seems pretty exotic, but from the inside, it's a big, bureaucratic place. Think 'post office with spies.'
~ Barry Eisler
I had an uncle who was a postal official at the Polish post office in Gdansk. He was one of the defenders of the Polish postal service and, after it capitulated, was shot by the Germans under the provisions of martial law. Suddenly he was no longer a member of the family, and we were no longer allowed to play with his children.
~ Gunter Grass
In the name of 'mutual assistance,' the Soviet Union would occupy Latvia until 1991, and it continues to occupy Latvia: in the obedient, epic lines at the post office, in the fug of coal smoke outside cities, in the notorious apartment buildings made of bricks of radioactive compressed ash.
~ Amity Gaige
In an urban area, you're not going to be an hour away from another post office.
~ Blake Farenthold
Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.
~ Chelsea Handler
The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.
~ Milton Berle
It was Jesus Maria's practice to go to the post office every day, first because there he could see many people whom he knew, and second because on that windy post office corner he could look at the legs of a great many girls.
~ John Steinbeck
Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
~ Johnny Carson
Put in the post office at the corner of Signal Street and Ojai Avenue in Ojai." In the backseat, Scatty stirred. "Oh, not Ojai. Please tell me we're not going there.
~ Michael Scott
The right way to reign in healthcare costs is not by applying more government and more controls and making it more like the post office, it's by making it more like a consumer-driven market.
~ Mitt Romney
The post office, or any world of work, is only one institutionalised system of control that is designed to beat people, to condition them into accepting that humiliation and failure is the norm. ... Far from being hopeless, though, or despairing, we're shown that in resisting lies potential for growth.
~ Unknown
To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze.
~ P. J. O'Rourke