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Quotes About Conversation

Talk with Me about what you are experiencing, and ask Me to show you the way forward.
~ Sarah Young
His tendency to casually drop into the conversation, without expecting even a smidgen of sympathy, the likes of sleeping in the middle of a roundabout staggered her.
~ Sarah-Kate Lynch
Happily chatting and counting pocket change, patting each other on the back and whistling foolish songs, we go out on the thousand-legged street and miraculously turn into passersby.
~ Sasha Sokolov
Asaka: Because I'm a hero of justice. Wataru: Eh... Asaka: AS far as you're concerned, that is.
~ Satoru Kannagi
Wataru referring to his conversation with Asaka) That conversation was a bit bad for one's heart...
~ Satoru Kannagi
The tiny conversation they'd had would reveal no evidence of her frayed edges.
~ Scot Gardner
While it's fun to be near someone interesting for occasional chats, being stuck next to a person who will not stop talking for nine hours is my idea of hell.
~ Scott Berkun
it didn't matter if the sketches were "right"; what mattered was that his sketch improved the quality of the conversation,
~ Scott Berkun
Some threads narrow to 2 people going back and forth, and they should get a room (email/Skype/hotel).
~ Scott Berkun
oh great, more Really Important People sitting down beside me with their damned mobile phones to screech in LOUD voices condos resale values, great new stock options, frequent flyer miles, who is fucking whom… actually, i think the rest of us are being screwed by these social leeches but god they look good don't they
~ Scott C. Holstad
I'm surprised you agreed to let me pour the wine.
~ Scott Lynch
What a mouse he is made by conversation,' Ã¢â'¬Â Ezri recited. " Ã¢â'¬ËœScorns gods, dares battle, and flinches from a maid's rebuke! Merest laugh from merest girl is like a dagger felt, and like a dagger, makes a lodging of his breast. Turns blood to milkwater and courage to faint memory.' 
~ Scott Lynch
You were talking to her before, right?" "Yeah. It was going well. Now it's all strange." "Have you considered extreme, desperate measures like talking to her again?
~ Scott Lynch
Privileges of age, size, and ass-kissing. If you survive this conversation, you'll find that it's just the same in most of the big gangs.
~ Scott Lynch
A Swedish tourism agency created The Swedish Number, 46 771 793 336, a single phone line that connects international callers to randomly-selected Swedish volunteers to chat about whatever's on their minds.
~ Scott Matthews
A child walks in to the living room and asks, "Dad, where does poo come from?" Without wanting to be too explicit the father replies, "Well, first Mommy makes us dinner. Then we eat it. Then the body takes away all the goodness from the food to make us strong. Then we sit on the toilet. What's left comes out as poo." Looking horrified the child asks, "But Dad, what about Tigger and Eeyore??
~ Scott McNeely
A penguin walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo." The penguin says, "What makes you think I'm not?
~ Scott McNeely
A pony trots into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like a beer." The bartender says, "What? Speak up, I can't hear you." "A beer," the pony replies, "I'd like a beer." "What? I still can't hear you," the bartender says. "What's with your voice?" "Nothing," the pony says. "I'm just a little hoarse.
~ Scott McNeely
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: I'll meet you at the corner.
~ Scott McNeely
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: You look a little flushed.
~ Scott McNeely
A man walks into a bar and sees a pretty girl sitting alone at the bar. "Hi, what's your name?" he asks. "Carmen," she says. "I had my name changed from Stephanie to Carmen because I love cars and I love men. What's your name?" He thinks for a second and says, "Beersex.
~ Scott McNeely
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: "Why are you shaking? I'm the one she's gonna eat.
~ Scott McNeely
Q: What is a forum? A: Two-um plus two-um.
~ Scott McNeely
Two men are in a public bathroom, in adjoining stalls. One man calls over to the other, "Hey, there's no toilet paper in this stall, do you have any over there?" The second man replies, "No, sorry, I don't have any, either." The first man asks, "Well, do you have a newspaper?" The second man says, "No, sorry." The first man pauses then asks, "Do you have change for a twenty?
~ Scott McNeely