Quotes About Conversation

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?

He is so shaggy. People are amazed when he gets up and they suddenly realize they have been talking to the wrong end.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.

Journalism is organized gossip.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Parents think we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown up conversations. Its no wonder teens are so rebellious!

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.

Just because I never start the conversation doesn't mean I'm not dying to speak to you.

Mother's words of wisdom: "Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!"

Banquet: an affair where you eat a lot of food you don't want before talking about something you don't understand to a crowd of people who don't want to hear you

Dinner was made for eating, not for talking

Good talk saves the food

Sales man: You got time for lunch? Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3. Salesman: You like thai? Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt?

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!

I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the sex talk with their children.

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to die!"

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.